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akowally
#1 Posted : Monday, September 14, 2009 11:42:00 AM
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What is the funniest pick up line either you have used or heard.



'The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes.” William James
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Izzoh
#2 Posted : Monday, September 14, 2009 12:04:00 PM
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From Eric Omondi about a Luo dude : 'I'm not usually this tall,it's just that I'm sitting on my wallet!'
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jaribu
#3 Posted : Monday, September 14, 2009 12:10:00 PM
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'yo sweetie....did you fart? Coz you blew me away...'

'do you believe in love at first sight..or shall i go out and walk in again?'


bY aNy MeAns NecEsSaRy.....
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Dizzy
#4 Posted : Monday, September 14, 2009 12:16:00 PM
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Hi is your name Angel.... well you must have come here right out of heaven

Strike while the iron is hot
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enigma
#5 Posted : Monday, September 14, 2009 12:48:00 PM
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come sit on my lap n we can talk about the 1st thing that pops up!

top cat
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m water
#6 Posted : Monday, September 14, 2009 12:48:00 PM
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astronomy line
' lets go outside and i'll show you something else thats continually expanding'

tuweke amani for all the people
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pinkpanther
#7 Posted : Monday, September 14, 2009 1:03:00 PM
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Jino moja,mswaki wa nini?

pink
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Kaimbaga
#8 Posted : Monday, September 14, 2009 1:06:00 PM
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Dear,You are the only tree left standing in mau

Be the change you want to see
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akowally
#9 Posted : Monday, September 14, 2009 1:12:00 PM
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I am hungry for love. I wish I could go to a hospital and someone just takes a syringe and sucks up that hunger slowly,till it I don't feel it any more. Can that nurse be you?

Funny thing,this was a line by a friend and it actually worked. LOL

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Pablo
#10 Posted : Monday, September 14, 2009 1:12:00 PM
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Nice legs..... What time do they open?


Want to be a millionaire.... plant a million cabbages and sell them at a bob...
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