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akowally
#81 Posted : Tuesday, October 13, 2009 9:33:00 AM
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There is this Tahidi High guy who is now presenting the Omo something where guys wash clothes and win some cash.... enyewe the guy should stick to Tahidi High and if he wants to do ads he should do in swahili... hapo ... ameanguka mtihani

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mtaalam
#82 Posted : Friday, November 06, 2009 2:43:00 PM
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I think the honors for the worst ad in the world has to go to some Kenyan cement manufacturer (I've forgotten the brand).
It has a woman checking out a house with her dumb husband,cook or watchi.
She inspects the walls and asks the real estate agent (another woman) 'which cement is this?' And the other woman responds with confidence......

Can't wait to see the same concept used for carsads. Imagine a scenerio where this woman is driving with her girlfriend riding shotgun then she applies emergency breaks and the other asks 'wow which break pads/break fluid do you use?' :)

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#83 Posted : Saturday, November 07, 2009 5:43:00 AM
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>> that ad on jik,a kid who doesn't want to go to school,and anamwagia tomato sauce kwa shirts. Look closely,the tomato sauce is spilled on a mirror with the shirts behind that boy.

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Kamaa
#84 Posted : Saturday, November 07, 2009 5:51:00 AM
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@ akowally

I second you...

that jamaa is really out of order...

the way he 'twenging'... i mean it is not it!

he is doing it like he is competing with someone...

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Jofa
#85 Posted : Monday, November 23, 2009 1:22:00 PM
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Peter Marangi's ads are most irritating. They take the 'Oscars' in most irritating ads. Za Jimmy Gathu - Epuka Ukimwi - are the best.,and the new one from Crown Paints. Na pia Sunlight,very creative (isn't that mama,Mrs. Odhiambo hot? Yiaiks! Nalamba tu vidole)

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Jofa
#86 Posted : Monday, November 23, 2009 1:30:00 PM
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Kusema ukweli,a whole board of directors sat and agreed that the ad of Sony Sugar where the actors are singing 'you're my sweetie,my sugar...' is worth putting on air? Nkt! Some Kenyans!

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bkismat
#87 Posted : Monday, November 23, 2009 1:48:00 PM
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Yenyewe Equity's 'Member' ad was a stroke of genuis. However Jimmy Gathu's wacheni mpango wa kando won this year's MSK award for advert of the year.And yes Missis Odhiambo is soooo hot.

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#88 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 7:11:00 AM
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Pearl pishori rice ad,i get tired............... till everytime i go to the supermarket,i dont want to see it!!!!!!!do something

The tusker ad (trace your roots) its quite classy. wonder where they shot it from
brav
#89 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 7:51:00 AM
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I Beg to differ with @Jofa,I really love most of Peter Marangi's adverts,it brings out the kind of humour i love for instance the one he says he has a assistant then he carries a big hardcover book to 'point out errors'... just crunks me up.

ive noticed the little bravlet is a sucker for adverts he might be crying/suckling then when a certain advert esp that of 'Mortein Doom ...not so fast...' he stops what he's doing to watch it when it ends he continues doing what he was doing,


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brav
#90 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 7:54:00 AM
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@bkismati true bout misis othiambo,no wonder the guy has no issue doing all her washing,alafu ikifika kwa Jane's anaona aiiiiii siwesmek.

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Kamaa
#91 Posted : Tuesday, November 24, 2009 7:58:00 AM
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peter marangi's ads are magnificent...

they are full of humour and very objective...

like that one he compares professionals...


When you run so fast to get somewhere,you miss the fun of getting there... Life is not a race,so take it slowly....
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Ondiek
#92 Posted : Wednesday, November 25, 2009 6:37:00 AM
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Will louise (SP) the pest die only after introduction of Doom with Alovera?
chi20
#93 Posted : Wednesday, November 25, 2009 7:53:00 AM
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the clean toilet with harpic by babe nyambs has the same stain on the same loo setting,only the subjects changes. even though the ad sells the product,couldnt they make alterations.

chi20
Kamaa
#94 Posted : Wednesday, November 25, 2009 8:13:00 AM
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YU's ads are the most boring...

esp. the one that man in a suit tells wife...

'pea hao simu' (kuku) then he start singing and dancing...very poor! if it were TPF he would not even see the doors to the academy...


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Djinn
#95 Posted : Wednesday, November 25, 2009 8:54:00 AM
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@chi20 - what is worse - harpic is NOT the strongest cleaner - tried it with NO results. At least I see they got him to visit another household (the second in the whole series! better the Omo challenge guy).

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mtaalam
#96 Posted : Wednesday, November 25, 2009 12:23:00 PM
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The worst ads are without a doubt Blue Triangle Cement.

Marangi: I think you'll all agree that Marangi has done it's time,they need to kill it yesterday and give us something new.

Tusker: I still don't know where this is going.... What are your thoughts on the Tusker ad?

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Impunity
#97 Posted : Wednesday, November 25, 2009 1:27:00 PM
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The worst ad for me at the moment is the New blue band;It goes to say that the new bb is designed for nothing else but spreading!This means it adds nothing good to our children's body,it was just made for spreading.

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akowally
#98 Posted : Monday, November 30, 2009 12:17:44 PM
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@ kamaa

I think the new yu ad, where the dad is to be asked if he should eat chicken, is great...in fact their only good ad
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#99 Posted : Thursday, December 03, 2009 6:46:32 AM
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Advertisements on this Wawhatever site are really begging to piss me off.d'oh!
wazua
#100 Posted : Thursday, December 03, 2009 8:27:11 AM
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Dear aemathenge, thank you for contributing to Wazua despite your stated reservations. Kindly suggest what you'd like us to get rid of, while considering that the advertisers make the forum possible.

On another note:
Quote:
I am profoundly insulted!
Why rebrand:
1. stockskenya name has become limiting.Really now, Has it indeed. Read the posts on this thread and repeat that with a straight face. Limiting indeed.
2. we're no longer only about stocks. We are in the middle of a bad recession and it will go away soon then we will be back to being about stocks, if you let us
3. we need to grow. Tell that to Guka wa bigoti.


The reason we diversified from stocks is because you our members took the lead. Health of the forum was directly pegged to market index.

We look forward to the market recovery and until then we hope to allow you to discuss all other ways of attaining wealth.
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