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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/14/2009 Posts: 2,057
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..good people watch out as you go 'clubbing'....cases of guys being drugged by unsuspecting female 'companions' are on the rise..last sunday a young man 'disappeared' along Baricho Rd only for his body to be traced somewhere in Kilimani on Tuesday. The young man was last seen leaving a club with a female companion who none of his friends knew...Its a Friday - lets be more carefull. If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 4/4/2007 Posts: 1,162
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Be careful, especially gentlemen,
A colleague was drugged at Buru ph 1 at those bars called 'shops'. He lost 2 phones (1 iphone), laptop and 8k cash. Chips funga can turn deadly.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/9/2009 Posts: 1,493 Location: Nairobi
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Drink and go home kama hauna mama nyumbani kuwa na stable girlfriend hii mambo ya chipo can turn deadly Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/31/2009 Posts: 743
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hii maneno ya mchele ilianza kitaaaambo, but men never learn from others experiences....ile attitude ya "it has never happened to me"
Problems can get out of proportion, and not only in the wee small hours. Don't let the problems eclipse the Master. Let the Master eclipse the problems.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/9/2008 Posts: 2,824
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hiyo ni kawaida. fanya hii hesabu kwanza. KCSE: A mother is 21 years older than the child. 6 years from now the mother will be 5 times as old as the child. Question 1. Where is the father now?(8 marks) Question 2. Where is the father where he is now?(2 marks) highlight the section below for the answers. Ans to Q1.
Let mother age = M and child age = C.
The mother is 21 yrs older than the child M=C+21. In 6 yrs from now ,the Mum will b 5 times as old as the child M+6=(C+6)5 Hence C+21+6=(C+6)5, C+27=5C+30, -3=4C and C=-3/4 Thus the child is -3/4,thus it will be born in 9 months time(-3/4*12=-9 months) Thus from mathematical derivation, the father is now landing!!!!
Ans to Q2.
Because he got a contract from Wenger to provide a future defender for his club.
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/24/2007 Posts: 1,805
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Guys be careful. I have once been 'mchelewad' Luckily I was not taking any alcohol that day as I had a cold and was taking hot water. I got careless and did not follow my usual procedure of change of beer and glass everytime I came from the loo. ... Guys... after the second sip,, nikaanza sikia I getting high sooo fast... hata whiskey ain't like that. Nilitoka mbio mpaka kwa gari. luckily for me, it was a joint where everyone knows me waiter, bouncer, loo cleaner.. Nilifika home nikapata KO deadly... So guys, be careful. It happens. I Think Therefore I Am
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/14/2009 Posts: 2,057
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...keep away from strangers - if you need company, go to the counter and strike a conversation with the bar man.. If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/19/2008 Posts: 4,268
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bwenyenye wrote:Guys be careful. I have once been 'mchelewad' Luckily I was not taking any alcohol that day as I had a cold and was taking hot water. I got careless and did not follow my usual procedure of change of beer and glass everytime I came from the loo. ... Guys... after the second sip,, nikaanza sikia I getting high sooo fast... hata whiskey ain't like that. Nilitoka mbio mpaka kwa gari. luckily for me, it was a joint where everyone knows me waiter, bouncer, loo cleaner.. Nilifika home nikapata KO deadly... So guys, be careful. It happens. It happened to a colleague. he realised something was not right because he'd had only two beers or so and was getting high. he left in hurry, got into the car and drove home.... unfortunately, just near home, he got into a nasty accident (drugs were taking effect - or had taken effect). Were it not for the seatbelt, we'd have lost him. The car was a write off..... dude is still out there walking and happy to be able to have another beer.... so, even that running into the car and driving home can turn nasty....
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/24/2007 Posts: 1,805
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Wendz wrote:bwenyenye wrote:Guys be careful. I have once been 'mchelewad' Luckily I was not taking any alcohol that day as I had a cold and was taking hot water. I got careless and did not follow my usual procedure of change of beer and glass everytime I came from the loo. ... Guys... after the second sip,, nikaanza sikia I getting high sooo fast... hata whiskey ain't like that. Nilitoka mbio mpaka kwa gari. luckily for me, it was a joint where everyone knows me waiter, bouncer, loo cleaner.. Nilifika home nikapata KO deadly... So guys, be careful. It happens. It happened to a colleague. he realised something was not right because he'd had only two beers or so and was getting high. he left in hurry, got into the car and drove home.... unfortunately, just near home, he got into a nasty accident (drugs were taking effect - or had taken effect). Were it not for the seatbelt, we'd have lost him. The car was a write off..... dude is still out there walking and happy to be able to have another beer.... so, even that running into the car and driving home can turn nasty.... True. It is better to call a friend or take a cab. driving is not the best option. I was lucky that day. Very lucky. But I guess it would have been worse had I been drinking before. The mix would be disastrous. I fully understand the dude enjoying his beer all the more after the incident. I Think Therefore I Am
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/12/2009 Posts: 925
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vinii wrote:...keep away from strangers - if you need company, go to the counter and strike a conversation with the bar man.. .....  , in 2008,went to this bar and ordered for a malt on a Wednesday evening.the place was like 1 minute drive to my house.they had karaoke and the wild animals were there.i was hitting it straight from the bottle sitting alone.An old school mate walked in with the mrs.they sat at a corner. ...on every empty malt i took,i would go pee and come order a new one at the counter. after the the third one,i new things were thick,staggered towards my buddy and told him to escort me to the car.called mrs and told her to tell the watchie to leave the gate wide open.washed my head with some cold water,sipped some of the h20 and hit the road.blacked out on the couch till the next day at 11.oo am ....never trust barmen,some work hand in hand with the vultures
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