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what women do to stop their men from straying
Kaigangio
#21 Posted : Tuesday, June 09, 2009 2:11:00 PM
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All in All then what hapens to a man who has a wife and say two mistresses.

Consider this possible scenario:

the wife sits on a chapati.....

the first mistress dips the meat in the well....

and the second mistress fries the dog's nose for the man....

si the man will lose all of them halafu apoteze bao kabisa mpaka aanze kuokota karatasi at the roadsides and in the nearest market?????



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mlefu
#22 Posted : Tuesday, June 09, 2009 2:12:00 PM
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ladies..its simple:
if you have a headache...nunua panadol..its also the only secret that you can keep from me. period===this period==... not the other period.

giaku nikiria kii nda,icingi ni cia muingi!!!!
Achiever
#23 Posted : Tuesday, June 09, 2009 2:18:00 PM
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@cary

so feeding some1 with a dog's recipe is Godly.....???

aiiii....!!!




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carygoh
#24 Posted : Tuesday, June 09, 2009 2:21:00 PM
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and you wonder why sometimes the beef taste's like chicken and goat meet is as soft as fish,there is a real microwave down there na softener,lemon juice kando or its called garnishing he he aany chef in the house
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carygoh
#25 Posted : Tuesday, June 09, 2009 2:26:00 PM
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@ achiver i said wwe shoul not use ungodly ways and that includes eating dog nose the key word is UNGODLY

@Mlefu fafanua

@ kaagizzard am in class and av been shown the door ju ya kucheka ngaai!!!!!!!that aa theory
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kingfisher
#26 Posted : Tuesday, June 09, 2009 2:41:00 PM
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@carygoh...so if i turn vegetarian,and i declare chapati allergic to me,what else can the lady do?? Any more tricks??lakini haya mambo ni ngumu sana......why don't you just go back to your mother???

If you have money that you expect to start using in five years,it now belongs in stocks.
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
Lyanne
#27 Posted : Tuesday, June 09, 2009 2:43:00 PM
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All in all,if a man is straying better use the latex than to do all this s*** of looking for and cooking dead dogs. It pains me the lenghts we go to keep our men.

Ati show him ur legz,cleavage,thigs,tight skirts,pony tails.....................

You do all this to keep a pot bellied man? A dog is a dog is a dog ! Period !

I say it should be two way !

P/s No wonder the gym instrructors are a swamped lot !


The Hedonist
mlefu
#28 Posted : Tuesday, June 09, 2009 2:50:00 PM
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its all about a 10 minute ride..10 fcking minutes..damn..the bubble has busted

giaku nikiria kii nda,icingi ni cia muingi!!!!
mtaalam
#29 Posted : Tuesday, June 09, 2009 3:08:00 PM
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@Lyanne

'dogging' is one of those argument with no end.
You just said that gym instructors are swamped for... yet if he falls into temptation he's called a dog. My personal view is there's stiff compe for men and with all these chics coming to pitch for you... let's just say chics are their own worst enemies.

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Ric dees
#30 Posted : Tuesday, June 09, 2009 3:50:00 PM
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Mtaalam you have a point women are their own worst enemies..however i would like to clarify a point misunderstood my very many chicks and i'll quote tow people leveing in opposite sides of the world but with the same point..

I attended one of those Churchill shows in Kenya and Maliwaza one of the guests gave women some 'advice' she told them if ones wants to keep a husband and a home..do not hit the roof everytime your husbands strays or comes in the morning..leave him and he will get tired of it and you will find happiness and comfort..this is coming from a person who has been married longer than most of us here have been alive...please women take note..

The second one is very similar from DMX.the (American rapper)..in one of his songs he says..' Give a dog a bone,leave a dog alone,let a dog roam and he will find his way home.'..sounds strangely similar to what Maliwaza said and i do not think Maliwaza listens to DMX..i hope somebody will learn something...




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