A woman visits a jewelry store and spots an expensive necklace. She sends her husband a text message asking him if she should buy the necklace. Husband replies: 'NO PRICE TOO HIGH'. She buys it thinking he has approved it but he meant 'NO, PRICE TOO HIGH'...you know why they quarrelled that evening!
Spot the difference:
WOMAN, WITHOUT HER MAN, IS NOTHING.
WOMAN, WITHOUT HER, MAN IS NOTHING.