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The Power of Punctuation
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#1 Posted : Wednesday, October 12, 2011 5:48:08 PM
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A woman visits a jewelry store and spots an expensive necklace. She sends her husband a text message asking him if she should buy the necklace. Husband replies: 'NO PRICE TOO HIGH'. She buys it thinking he has approved it but he meant 'NO, PRICE TOO HIGH'...you know why they quarrelled that evening!

Spot the difference:smile
WOMAN, WITHOUT HER MAN, IS NOTHING.
WOMAN, WITHOUT HER, MAN IS NOTHING.
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
smano
#2 Posted : Wednesday, October 12, 2011 5:50:15 PM
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1. A woman without her man is nothing.
2. Man without woman is nothing.
BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
JkMwatha
#3 Posted : Wednesday, October 12, 2011 6:17:46 PM
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Dear JK:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we’re apart. I can be forever happy—will you let me be yours?
SignificantOther
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Dear JK:
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we’re apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours
SignificantOther

For Sport
#4 Posted : Wednesday, October 12, 2011 7:12:03 PM
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Describing the panda's diet

Eats, shoots and leaves:


Marty
#5 Posted : Wednesday, October 12, 2011 7:22:18 PM
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Location: Nairobi
Dont! Stop! Vs dont stop. Esp in the landing context.
When I admire the wonder of a sunset or the beauty
of the moon, my soul expands in worship of the Creator.
For Sport
#6 Posted : Wednesday, October 12, 2011 7:30:13 PM
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Marty wrote:
Dont! Stop! Vs dont stop. Esp in the landing context.

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