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JUST LOST Kshs.20,000.....IN A MAT...
Njung'e
#51 Posted : Wednesday, October 12, 2011 3:57:59 PM
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chalan wrote:
[quote=jimmy1]
I think socks is good for CIT. No one wants to walk long distances dealing with "sina float". The other option is number two. But you have to keep looking for a bush or toilet to withdraw.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ....Until they cut your leg just below the knee.....They throw away the leg after fishing out the cash.Sad
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
McReggae
#52 Posted : Wednesday, October 12, 2011 3:58:11 PM
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User,
I did the same in my younger days somewhere in Ugunja!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
dossy7
#53 Posted : Wednesday, October 12, 2011 4:00:20 PM
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chemos wrote:


wewe user...

sasa hi maneno ya kujaribu getting opinions about bibi yako wacha..
hi stori ya i have a friend tumezoea hapa..
be content with who you married na jaribu kumfunza awache tabia za pata potea.Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly User huyo bibi ni muhadhara
Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
specky
#54 Posted : Wednesday, October 12, 2011 4:04:32 PM
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haaha @user pole sana,hawa watu wanakuvamia sana,wacha nikutetee.

waambie...kiveti kiseo kiumaa kula kwi ngai...people from londokwe dont give up easily
'user'
#55 Posted : Wednesday, October 12, 2011 4:04:54 PM
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Joined: 12/3/2010
Posts: 1,141
Location: Londokwe
chemos wrote:
'user' wrote:
Tebes wrote:
Hope she did not fall prey to those who say sister, wacha tuibariki ikuwe sh. 40,000, double double guys. Soon, (or is it already) it will be Bonus Season in tea growing areas and some farmers will throw away all a year's savings to crooks, conmen and an assortment of sockets who will soon set camp in those regions, leaving their families devastated.


There was this friend of mine who gave his wife the the only remaining Ksh 200/= in the house to buy mboga in the market. she found these karata people who use three cards , two cards blank and on with a picture.The wife saw easy money and decided to try her luck .as usual pesa ikaenda.The distressed wife came back to the husband .Husband akamwambia usijali nitakopa rafiki yaku lakini usijaribu hiyo kitu tena.
My friend came to me and borrowed another Ksh150 gave the wife again for the mboga.

The wife went straight to the karata people to 'revenge' for the initial 200 lost this time swearing to be extra careful.

Hiyo kshs 150 yangu pia ikaenda pap.

She came back to her husband this time crying loudly.
Kama ungekuwa husi wa huyu bibi ungedo?




wewe user...

sasa hi maneno ya kujaribu getting opinions about bibi yako wacha..
hi stori ya i have a friend tumezoea hapa..
be content with who you married na jaribu kumfunza awache tabia za pata potea.Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Im all praises for my wife ona ile thread ya mahero .
She is there so sitaki opinion ya ma wife.Najua anatosha.

'user' wrote:
These are my living heros:

1.Martin Shikuku--(Leading from the front and not too tempted by greed).
2.Mzee Ojwang (he gives me the medicine of life -laughter).
3.Kenneth Matiba (second liberation).
4.Michael Joseph (for bringing MPesa to Londokwe)
5.My wife.
6.My father.

I will add to the list polepole when I remember more


2012 is here.Kenya is Ours.Be Part of The Peace Keeping Mission To Protect Our Motherland.Say No To Violence and Tribal Hatred .If you can read this,wewe ni mtu amesoma, usifikirie kama mtu hajaenda shule .Ni Hayo Tu
Elder
#56 Posted : Wednesday, October 12, 2011 4:16:53 PM
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dossy7 wrote:
chemos wrote:


wewe user...

sasa hi maneno ya kujaribu getting opinions about bibi yako wacha..
hi stori ya i have a friend tumezoea hapa..
be content with who you married na jaribu kumfunza awache tabia za pata potea.Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly User huyo bibi ni muhadhara

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly a friend of mine Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Pole sana @user. I trust she did not go for that 'third time lucky' cliche.
He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
Njung'e
#57 Posted : Wednesday, October 12, 2011 4:29:02 PM
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dossy7 wrote:
[quote=chemos]
bibi ni muhadhara


Bibi ama skirt?smile
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Robinhood
#58 Posted : Wednesday, October 12, 2011 4:31:44 PM
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Londokwian, what exactly did you do to your wife after this karata sakata? Whatever it was, it seems she learnt her lesson, transformed, and has now become your heroine.
Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
'user'
#59 Posted : Wednesday, October 12, 2011 4:36:59 PM
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Robinhood wrote:
Londokwian, what exactly did you do to your wife after this karata sakata? Whatever it was, it seems she learnt her lesson, transformed, and has now become your heroine.

Vigeugeu nyinyi nyoteShame on you Shame on you Shame on you nimewaambia Kastory poa na nyinyi mnaniguekia.Mnasema ni bibi yangu.

@Guka wewe kigeugeu
@chemos kigeugeu
@elder kigeugeu
@robinhoodkigeugeu
@wazuans nyote vigeugeu

Asi
wapi @Magigi , tunamalizwaLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
2012 is here.Kenya is Ours.Be Part of The Peace Keeping Mission To Protect Our Motherland.Say No To Violence and Tribal Hatred .If you can read this,wewe ni mtu amesoma, usifikirie kama mtu hajaenda shule .Ni Hayo Tu
Euge
#60 Posted : Wednesday, October 12, 2011 4:54:44 PM
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Location: Rupi
'user' wrote:
Robinhood wrote:
Londokwian, what exactly did you do to your wife after this karata sakata? Whatever it was, it seems she learnt her lesson, transformed, and has now become your heroine.

Vigeugeu nyinyi nyoteShame on you Shame on you Shame on you nimewaambia Kastory poa na nyinyi mnaniguekia.Mnasema ni bibi yangu.

@Guka wewe kigeugeu
@chemos kigeugeu
@elder kigeugeu
@robinhoodkigeugeu
@wazuans nyote vigeugeu

Asi
wapi @Magigi , tunamalizwaLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Looks like money has been poured. Osa vinya.smile
Lord, thank you!
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