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mnjoro		#871 Posted : Friday, October 07, 2011 10:38:33 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 2/21/2009 Posts: 573		bwenyenye wrote: Jus Blazin wrote: Spotted in a Kikuyu restaurant : Ukiiticha kitu harafu umbadiliche fikira! Ujue utaripa. Shakura ikiretwo imeretwo....Haturudichi. Maji ya kuoga iko ije. Thafuni pia iko rakini tumia kindogo. Ukishikwo ukiimba toothpick ujue utaripa mala kumi. Na si mcheso.Kama unanunuriwo na mutu useme ndio aripisho yeye , kama si hifyo , utaosha thafuria na thani mbaka ushoke. haya basi...utakura nini sasa ?? You made my day! nimecheka yangu yote. kwanza the first part!!!
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Foreman		#872 Posted : Friday, October 07, 2011 10:41:58 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 11/18/2010 Posts: 194 Location: Kenya		Jus Blazin wrote: Spotted in a Kikuyu restaurant : Ukiiticha kitu harafu umbadiliche fikira! Ujue utaripa. Shakura ikiretwo imeretwo....Haturudichi. Maji ya kuoga iko ije. Thafuni pia iko rakini tumia kindogo. Ukishikwo ukiimba toothpick ujue utaripa mala kumi. Na si mcheso.Kama unanunuriwo na mutu useme ndio aripisho yeye , kama si hifyo , utaosha thafuria na thani mbaka ushoke. haya basi...utakura nini sasa ?? Nimechiba.
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hoodrat		#873 Posted : Monday, October 10, 2011 11:40:23 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 4/27/2010 Posts: 262		Ever wondered about Guts or Balls... There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.'' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death!!!! ha ha ha Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today!
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StatMeister		#874 Posted : Monday, October 10, 2011 11:59:02 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/23/2010 Posts: 868 Location: La Islas Galápagos		hoodrat wrote: Ever wondered about Guts or Balls... There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.'' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death!!!! ha ha ha Dead man walking A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work
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StatMeister		#875 Posted : Monday, October 10, 2011 2:17:02 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/23/2010 Posts: 868 Location: La Islas Galápagos		A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work
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Forester		#876 Posted : Monday, October 10, 2011 5:13:20 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 12/7/2010 Posts: 520 Location: Epicentre - Ngamia 1		Foreman wrote: Jus Blazin wrote: Spotted in a Kikuyu restaurant : Ukiiticha kitu harafu umbadiliche fikira! Ujue utaripa. Shakura ikiretwo imeretwo....Haturudichi. Maji ya kuoga iko ije. Thafuni pia iko rakini tumia kindogo. Ukishikwo ukiimba toothpick ujue utaripa mala kumi. Na si mcheso.Kama unanunuriwo na mutu useme ndio aripisho yeye , kama si hifyo , utaosha thafuria na thani mbaka ushoke. haya basi...utakura nini sasa ?? Nimechiba. Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs - Farrah Gray.
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Elder		#877 Posted : Monday, October 10, 2011 5:41:13 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 9/7/2010 Posts: 2,148 Location: elderville		A man woke up and went to work... He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
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Euge		#878 Posted : Monday, October 10, 2011 7:30:11 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 8/4/2008 Posts: 2,849 Location: Rupi		Foreman wrote: Jus Blazin wrote: Spotted in a Kikuyu restaurant : Ukiiticha kitu harafu umbadiliche fikira! Ujue utaripa. Shakura ikiretwo imeretwo....Haturudichi. Maji ya kuoga iko ije. Thafuni pia iko rakini tumia kindogo. Ukishikwo ukiimba toothpick ujue utaripa mala kumi. Na si mcheso.Kama unanunuriwo na mutu useme ndio aripisho yeye , kama si hifyo , utaosha thafuria na thani mbaka ushoke. haya basi...utakura nini sasa ?? Nimechiba. Hata mimi Lord, thank you!
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nostoppingthis		#879 Posted : Tuesday, October 11, 2011 4:26:23 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi		Little Johnny was just being potty trained and his mom tried this new method with 6 steps: 1. Unbutton pants 2. Pull pants down 3. Pull foreskin back 4. Pee 5. Push foreskin forward 6. Pull pants up and button up She walked past the bathroom one day and heard Johnny going 1,2,3,4,5,6 and she was thinking she did good. Then she walked past the next day and heard him saying real fast 3-5,3-5,3-5.... Kenyans!!! nime-sare...
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McReggae		#880 Posted : Tuesday, October 11, 2011 4:29:49 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi		nostoppingthis wrote: Little Johnny was just being potty trained and his mom tried this new method with 6 steps: 1. Unbutton pants 2. Pull pants down 3. Pull foreskin back 4. Pee 5. Push foreskin forward 6. Pull pants up and button up She walked past the bathroom one day and heard Johnny going 1,2,3,4,5,6 and she was thinking she did good. Then she walked past the next day and heard him saying real fast 3-5,3-5,3-5.... Kenyans!!! nime-sare... ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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