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Fart facts
danny6
#1 Posted : Tuesday, April 14, 2009 12:32:00 PM
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I was rummaging through some stuff,then i ran across this,i felt wengi have no idea,kwanza personally i didnt know it can cause fire anyway welcome and learn something today.

Facts about Farts



Farts are created mostly by E. coli.



On the average a fart is composed of about 59% nitrogen,21% hydrogen,9% carbon dioxide,7% methane,and 4% oxygen. Less than 1% is what makes them stink.



The temperature of a fart at time of creation is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit.



Farts have been clocked at a speed of 10 feet per second.



A person produces about half a liter of farts a day.



Although they won't admit it,women fart as much as men.



Termites are the largest producers of farts.



Farts are flammable.





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kingfisher
#2 Posted : Tuesday, April 14, 2009 1:02:00 PM
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ok danny boy.....i get the drift.....never fart near a smoker!!!

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simonkabz
#3 Posted : Tuesday, April 14, 2009 1:03:00 PM
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Wen I was in primo I neva thought rich pple and beautiful ladies 'blow wind'. The ocassional xtremely embarassing 'tui' was by poorly fed mboys with very humble backgrounds...... So nxt tym u light that smoke,carefully sniff the air to avert a case of an xplosion on yo dark face he he

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jerry
#4 Posted : Tuesday, April 14, 2009 1:04:00 PM
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And did u know that it's recommended that u fart in the toilet/loo and not anywhere? What I don't know is whether to call this (farting or cutting wind) a 'light call' as opposed to the short call.

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danny6
#5 Posted : Tuesday, April 14, 2009 1:06:00 PM
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@simo
hehe yenyewe you have come far

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PONDI
#6 Posted : Tuesday, April 14, 2009 1:15:00 PM
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ati 10 feet per second. i dare not think how that fart......ehh fact was proven beyond reasonable doubt!!

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gathinga
#7 Posted : Tuesday, April 14, 2009 1:57:00 PM
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this crazy thread takes off the stress from the crashing equity counter
danny6
#8 Posted : Tuesday, April 14, 2009 2:04:00 PM
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i scored an E minus in chem could someone change this to degrees celcius
The temperature of a fart at time of creation is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit.

'When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door,that we do not see the ones which open for us'.
carygoh
#9 Posted : Tuesday, October 11, 2011 2:12:20 PM
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A burp is just a fart that took the
elevator.
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Euge
#10 Posted : Tuesday, October 11, 2011 2:22:47 PM
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carygoh wrote:
A burp is just a fart that took the
elevator.


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