GG,you really are something! Hope you will find it worth your while if you do indeed get to perform (pun intended).
On a somewhat related note,I just found the titbit below which I thought might amuse some of us...GG,I hope you are already married,else it might be prove rather difficult after strutting your stuff!
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A woman has cancelled her church wedding just weeks before her big day after discovering her fiancé is a porn star.
Haylie Hocking,27,from Bristol,was set for her dream wedding and lavish country house reception but a friend spotted her other half,personal trainer Jason Brake,30,in a porn movie.
The friend is said to have been looking for a male stripper online for Miss Hocking's hen night when she spotted a movie clip with Mr Brake in it.
Men occasionally stumble over the truth,but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.