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How true ! :-)
Ms Mkenya
#1 Posted : Wednesday, September 21, 2011 2:35:30 PM
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This has made my day! I do not know who the author is..

"With time, we women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads, that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of the body. So you see, we really are not overweight, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.

Now when I look at my butt in the mirror, I will think..., Good grief, look how smart I am. It must be where the expression SMART PANTS came from
"

This is so funny!
....above all, to stand.
vinii
#2 Posted : Wednesday, September 21, 2011 2:39:33 PM
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Ms Mkenya wrote:
This has made my day! I do not know who the author is..

"With time, we women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads, that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of the body. So you see, we really are not overweight, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.

Now when I look at my butt in the mirror, I will think..., Good grief, look how smart I am. It must be where the expression SMART PANTS came from
"

This is so funny!

....what about men who gain weight? i think the reverse happens..unhappy, sick, etc
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
Ms Mkenya
#3 Posted : Wednesday, September 21, 2011 2:45:45 PM
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@ Vinii, some guy should come up with a bright one smile
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Mr.Wambui
#4 Posted : Wednesday, September 21, 2011 3:37:37 PM
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I really believe that the larger you are, the more dumb you are; from experience
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Njung'e
#5 Posted : Wednesday, September 21, 2011 3:41:02 PM
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Mr.Wambui wrote:
I really believe that the larger you are, the more dumb you are; from experience


Nonsense!Sad.... I should set Kizee on you.Have him wring your neck until it oozes hot water NKT!!Sad
i'll apologise to our dear big sisters on behalf...Kizee and i love you allsmile
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Ondiek
#6 Posted : Wednesday, September 21, 2011 3:41:58 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
Mr.Wambui wrote:
I really believe that the larger you are, the more dumb you are; from experience


Nonsense!.NKT!!Sad


Co-signed
2012
#7 Posted : Wednesday, September 21, 2011 3:42:43 PM
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Mr.Wambui wrote:
I really believe that the larger you are, the more dumb you are; from experience


So when you were fat you used to forget things or by experience do you mean not personal experience?
smile


BBI will solve it
:)
kinoru
#8 Posted : Wednesday, September 21, 2011 3:47:25 PM
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unless some of your brain cells become fat !
Impunity
#9 Posted : Wednesday, September 21, 2011 4:04:08 PM
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Ondiek wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Mr.Wambui wrote:
I really believe that the larger you are, the more dumb you are; from experience


Nonsense!.NKT!!Sad


Co-signed

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otienosmall
#10 Posted : Wednesday, September 21, 2011 4:43:18 PM
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When I was schooling, I noted the fattest guys were the most obtuse….maybe by coincidence!!
Rollins
#11 Posted : Wednesday, September 21, 2011 5:13:16 PM
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I'm told that's probably why some men slap that part of the anatomy during flight. Apparently they have given up reasoning with the real head

disclaimer: overheard from Impunity
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For Sport
#12 Posted : Wednesday, September 21, 2011 8:04:15 PM
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Mr.Wambui wrote:
I really believe that the larger you are, the more dumb you are; from experience

Silly you. So your idea of getting smarter is losing weight?
danas10
#13 Posted : Wednesday, September 21, 2011 11:06:47 PM
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Mr.Wambui wrote:
I really believe that the larger you are, the more dumb you are; from experience


lame....your speech is lame Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
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