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Some tips on when to make babies!
Magigi
#1 Posted : Wednesday, September 21, 2011 12:01:33 PM
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...Now, I am looking for a certain thread but I think it has been usered! God cant give you everything! If you want beautiful kids, observe the following:
1. Don't make babies when you are making up after a quarrel!
2. Don't make babies when you are drunk...You will get an accident! No wonder we have so many accidents!
3. Don't make babies when you have just come from a campaign rally...The product will be fit for usering!
4. Dont make babies after stealing from government coffers...Look at the children of our politicians...All accidents...
...And the list is endless....
Tommy
#2 Posted : Wednesday, September 21, 2011 12:19:49 PM
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5. Don't make babies after getting usered. hehehehe
Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day. ~Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956
YesuWangu
#3 Posted : Wednesday, September 21, 2011 12:21:09 PM
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Come on I am not a layabout. What has your face got to do with me?
cmk
#4 Posted : Wednesday, September 21, 2011 1:28:36 PM
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yokozuna mingi??ama vangi
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do-
Voltaire
vinii
#5 Posted : Wednesday, September 21, 2011 2:04:43 PM
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..dont make babies during twenty twerof erections..waiting for everything to calm down (wish you luck!!)
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
danas10
#6 Posted : Wednesday, September 21, 2011 2:15:34 PM
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Magigi wrote:
...Now, I am looking for a certain thread but I think it has been usered! God cant give you everything! If you want beautiful kids, observe the following:
1. Don't make babies when you are making up after a quarrel!
2. Don't make babies when you are drunk...You will get an accident! No wonder we have so many accidents!
3. Don't make babies when you have just come from a campaign rally...The product will be fit for usering!
4. Dont make babies after stealing from government coffers...Look at the children of our politicians...All accidents...
...And the list is endless....


Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you all you need is a smile while ninioing smile most women will be frowning while the men...(can't say it lest am usered!!!)
Tebes
#7 Posted : Wednesday, September 21, 2011 2:40:18 PM
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danas10 wrote:
Magigi wrote:
...Now, I am looking for a certain thread but I think it has been usered! God cant give you everything! If you want beautiful kids, observe the following:
1. Don't make babies when you are making up after a quarrel!
2. Don't make babies when you are drunk...You will get an accident! No wonder we have so many accidents!
3. Don't make babies when you have just come from a campaign rally...The product will be fit for usering!
4. Dont make babies after stealing from government coffers...Look at the children of our politicians...All accidents...
...And the list is endless....


Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you all you need is a smile while ninioing smile most women will be frowning while the men...(can't say it lest am usered!!!)


Reminds me of the thread "Dad, Why was Mum crying last night"
"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
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