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Dude fined for insuficient Airport landing. This is what we need in Kenya
Abunuasi
#1 Posted : Friday, September 16, 2011 12:10:32 PM
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I propose our laws should be ammended to include this.

Link
http://www.telegraph.co....ges-for-lack-of-sex.html
Robinhood
#2 Posted : Friday, September 16, 2011 12:30:38 PM
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[quote=Abunuasi]I propose our laws should be ammended to include this.

Link
http://www.telegraph.co....es-for-lack-of-sex.html[/quote]

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly And she waited 21 years to sue!!
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bwenyenye
#3 Posted : Friday, September 16, 2011 2:50:29 PM
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Unbelievable stuff. I always thought it takes two to tango!!!

@MaichB, Guka, Wanyuru.... imagine this was you...how do show up kwenu for Christmas?..with all the women gossiping... ' ona kale kamtu.. kalishindwa...
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Impunity
#4 Posted : Friday, September 16, 2011 5:12:18 PM
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Can the airport proove that no ndege landed there in the past 21 years of famine?
Shindwe.
And how can a court proove that the jamaa didnt make a single landing at the airport hata kama ilikuwa a sloppy one.
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MaichBlack
#5 Posted : Friday, September 16, 2011 5:55:06 PM
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bwenyenye wrote:
Unbelievable stuff. I always thought it takes two to tango!!!

@MaichB, Guka, Wanyuru.... imagine this was you...how do show up kwenu for Christmas?..with all the women gossiping... ' ona kale kamtu.. kalishindwa...

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For a minute I actually thought it was @guka but then I remembered @guka lands twice a year - Christmas and Mama Mburu's birthday.

By the way, do the two landings a year protect @guka from prosecution? Can he be for example sued and fined £500,000/= instead of £850,000/=? Just asking!
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#6 Posted : Saturday, September 17, 2011 10:34:17 PM
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21 years bila...Shame on you no no no apana....i sugest the dude looks for a private investgator
masukuma
#7 Posted : Sunday, September 18, 2011 9:10:01 AM
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"Members of the public are not allowed to keep pieces of the satellite that may fall to Earth, or sell them on eBay, as they remain the property of the US government" - right, like they are going to do something about it 'disappearing'
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Njung'e
#8 Posted : Sunday, September 18, 2011 11:13:47 AM
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MaichBlack wrote:
[quote=bwenyenye]Unbelievable stuff. I always thought it takes two to tango!!!

@MaichB, Guka, Wanyuru.... imagine this was you...how do show up kwent asking!


@Maich,
Lend me the airport for a day halafu uone kama haitafungwa for renovationssmile...Na ikifunguliwa,you'll not be allowed to set your pimple inside the airport ever gainLaughing out loudly
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Euge
#9 Posted : Sunday, September 18, 2011 5:38:48 PM
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[quote=Abunuasi]I propose our laws should be ammended to include this.

Link
http://www.telegraph.co....es-for-lack-of-sex.html[/quote]

I guess if this is included in our laws, our courts would be overwhelmed. There would be need for special courts to take care of our ladies in central province.
Lord, thank you!
MaichBlack
#10 Posted : Sunday, September 18, 2011 9:19:41 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
[quote=bwenyenye]Unbelievable stuff. I always thought it takes two to tango!!!

@MaichB, Guka, Wanyuru.... imagine this was you...how do show up kwent asking!


@Maich,
Lend me the airport for a day halafu uone kama haitafungwa for renovationssmile...Na ikifunguliwa,you'll not be allowed to set your pimple inside the airport ever gainLaughing out loudly

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That is like Bifwoli threatening to beat Raila in a parliamentary election in Bondo - not even Kibera!

How many Cesnas do you see landing at JKIA. You don't land single engine Cesnas at an airport used to Boeing 777!
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