I once read a very intresting blog post by Conrad Ogula (http://www.thinkersroom.com/blog/2010/01/interviews-volume-i/)
here is an excerpt from it
conrad wrote:
Next to The Lord of the Rings Trilogy and the assorted works of Enid Blyton, the qualifications and skill section make the CV one of the greatest pieces of fiction ever written. I keep a selection in a drawer for slow days when I need a light entertainment read. People can, and without shame, do say anything on their CVs. Modesty and reality somehow are relegated to the back burner after typing the phrase ‘Curriculum Vitae’.
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!