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Impunity
#1 Posted : Monday, September 12, 2011 9:36:16 AM
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How much does it cost to consolidate some press at some building in town and then announce a presidential bid?
Does it cost less if you pull a mamba-tear while at it?
d'oh! d'oh!
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YesuWangu
#2 Posted : Monday, September 12, 2011 1:30:29 PM
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Impunity wrote:
How much does it cost to consolidate some press at some building in town and then announce a presidential bid?
Does it cost less if you pull a mamba-tear while at it?
d'oh! d'oh!


smile
Where are you going with this?
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Impunity
#3 Posted : Monday, September 12, 2011 4:50:53 PM
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YesuWangu wrote:
Impunity wrote:
How much does it cost to consolidate some press at some building in town and then announce a presidential bid?
Does it cost less if you pull a mamba-tear while at it?
d'oh! d'oh!


smile
Where are you going with this?


I dont want to be left behind in this gravy train.
I want top be a presidential student come 2012.
Does it cost a thing to call a press conference?
d'oh!
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ali
#4 Posted : Monday, September 12, 2011 5:52:07 PM
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It doesnt cost. Just send fax, sms, etc to newsrooms. Rent a place with a table,etc. The more the drama, the merrier.
For in him (Jesus) we live and move and have our being-Acts 17:28
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Impunity
#5 Posted : Monday, September 12, 2011 6:13:13 PM
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ali wrote:
It doesnt cost. Just send fax, sms, etc to newsrooms. Rent a place with a table,etc. The more the drama, the merrier.


Watch this space.
But I think landing from a flight at JKIA and heading straight to the conference adds more weight...smile
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ali
#6 Posted : Monday, September 12, 2011 7:34:25 PM
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I'm getting ideas into my head now. Plus kuna fans for hire. With 3k, u have a canter full of emotional fans plus a bunch of 'cameramen' angling to take your picture.
For in him (Jesus) we live and move and have our being-Acts 17:28
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Impunity
#7 Posted : Monday, September 12, 2011 7:43:21 PM
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Impunity wrote:
ali wrote:
It doesnt cost. Just send fax, sms, etc to newsrooms. Rent a place with a table,etc. The more the drama, the merrier.


Watch this space.
But I think landing from a flight at JKIA and heading straight to the conference adds more weight...smile


Infact I will just take a local flight from say Mombasa and land at JKIA in full glare of the camera-happy Kenyan journalists.
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Magigi
#8 Posted : Monday, September 12, 2011 8:18:20 PM
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ali wrote:
I'm getting ideas into my head now. Plus kuna fans for hire. With 3k, u have a canter full of emotional fans plus a bunch of 'cameramen' angling to take your picture.


...ask Sonko akusambazie thugs wale ametrain...He has over 5,000...
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ali
#9 Posted : Monday, September 12, 2011 8:43:50 PM
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Ai, sonko's thugs watangeuka after the show/press conf. I need a multitasking fan team...they can do a jig, sing praises to the son of murang'a, watch out againt kibera goons, all in one.
For in him (Jesus) we live and move and have our being-Acts 17:28
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vinii
#10 Posted : Monday, September 12, 2011 9:23:56 PM
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Impunity wrote:
ali wrote:
It doesnt cost. Just send fax, sms, etc to newsrooms. Rent a place with a table,etc. The more the drama, the merrier.


Watch this space.
But I think landing from a flight at JKIA and heading straight to the conference adds more weight...smile

....you can make it more memorable by coming direct from a 'wazua landing'....
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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