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livie
#1 Posted : Monday, September 05, 2011 10:58:00 AM
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........Indeed, the way some single women have been scrambling to get the front seats in church pews leaves a lot to be desired.

Not only do they sit carelessly without crossing their legs, but openly expose their thighs to the Pastors at the dais. According to observers, some even wink at the pastors when people have closed their eyes for prayer, forcing married women to pray with their eyes wide open..........

http://www.standardmedia...0042168&cid=349&
If you are going to be thinking only one thing, you might as well be thinking big. -Donald J . Trump
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FundamentAli
#2 Posted : Monday, September 05, 2011 11:06:18 AM
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Hi ni kali
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StatMeister
#3 Posted : Monday, September 05, 2011 12:24:27 PM
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livie wrote:
........Indeed, the way some single women have been scrambling to get the front seats in church pews leaves a lot to be desired.

Not only do they sit carelessly without crossing their legs, but openly expose their thighs to the Pastors at the dais. According to observers, some even wink at the pastors when people have closed their eyes for prayer, forcing married women to pray with their eyes wide open..........

http://www.standardmedia...042168&cid=349&[/quote]

[quote=Standardmedia]

"God cannot solve the polygamy problem in Africa. It is an African problem and God is yet to provide a miracle"


Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause

Very regrettable
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work
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YesuWangu
#4 Posted : Monday, September 05, 2011 12:31:10 PM
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The marriage seminar is on this month again at KICC. The pastor from Nigeria will be around to deliver husband blessings yet again.

So I heard.
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Lolest!
#5 Posted : Monday, September 05, 2011 12:53:33 PM
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YesuWangu wrote:
The marriage seminar is on this month again at KICC. The pastor from Nigeria will be around to deliver husband blessings yet again.

So I heard.



yeah, saw the ad, and Kenyan ladies will flock there na nikukataa wanatukataa
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
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Robinhood
#6 Posted : Monday, September 05, 2011 1:48:26 PM
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YesuWangu wrote:
The marriage seminar is on this month again at KICC. The pastor from Nigeria will be around to deliver husband blessings yet again.

So I heard.




@YW, if you were to cordon off KICC complete with guard dogs, electrified fencing, mean faced GSU, etc, women would still find a way of getting in when the Nigerians come so as to obtain instant husbands.
Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
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Magigi
#7 Posted : Monday, September 05, 2011 1:56:11 PM
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...That is why pastors put on long coats to cover ile kuwaka wamewakishwa....
@MAichblack
...Weka picha hapa!
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MaichBlack
#8 Posted : Monday, September 05, 2011 3:00:52 PM
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Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Google Kisumu Pastor Caught
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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FundamentAli
#9 Posted : Monday, September 05, 2011 3:12:13 PM
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YesuWangu wrote:
The marriage seminar is on this month again at KICC. The pastor from Nigeria will be around to deliver husband blessings yet again.

So I heard.



The ladies almost broke their legs dashing to get seats. How gullible. Someone is walking out of Kenya with a Billion Shilling at the end of this month.

BTW, a good preacher can always have his way with women. Why? I do not know.
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Njung'e
#10 Posted : Monday, September 05, 2011 3:19:23 PM
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YesuWangu wrote:
The marriage seminar is on this month again at KICC. The pastor from Nigeria will be around to deliver husband blessings yet again.

So I heard.


NOT AGAIN!!.....I think we should mobilise some serious "jeshi la Mzee"...Close the gates and put huge banners,..."Mbwa kali...Hakuna ma-bwana"
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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