For Sport wrote:Insurgent wrote:...
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Someone said a platz looks like a puppy going to the bathroom. The other day I was given a platz to use before my car got serviced and guess what...
You looked like you were driving a puppy to the bathroom?
For those whose IQ is intellectually challenged, going to the bathroom is another polite way of saying sh*ting. So, you can't say I was driving the puppy to the bathroom.
You see, when it is going to the bathroom, it bends the rear end for a close call with the ground and avoid soiling the hind legs. Others lift the hind leg like this...

"One man gives freely, yet gains even more; another withholds unduly, but comes to poverty. A generous man will prosper; he who refreshes others will himself be refreshed." Rev Canon Karanja.