A prostitute visited a colleague in the hospital just before she was about to have a heart transplant.

Concerned about her friend's welfare,the prostitute went up to the surgeon and said,'Doctor,I'm worried about my friend. What if her body rejects the organ?'

The doctor replied,'Well,she's 34 years old and is in extremely good health,apart from her heart. How long has she been in the business?'

The patient's friend replied,'She's been working since she was 18 years old,but what's that got to do with anything?'

'Well,' said the doctor,'if she's been working for 16 years and hasn't rejected an organ,I don't think she's about to start now!'

@Chemos,

Mmmm..!!....UNEGERE must have been a typo or Chemos is a quack in this language............The correct word should be UNENGERE..


Guka wa bijuti...

Shubit....

Hata gikuyu watu hung'oa .....

communication is said to be the foundation toa strong marriage.. well when courting i have to make sure we were compatible,i came up with 24 terms that i commonly use and tested if she interprated them the way i do.... she passed with flying peter malangi!!
here hey are..

1. The clitoris is a type of flower.
yes and it looks like the red rose!

2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
Yes and it is white,a white hare

3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
True that... a cousin of the Dodo

4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
Yes! men kill for it

5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
No it has four nimesahau spare wheel!

6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.
Yes the one that sets the strings!

7. Semen is a term for sailors.
oh yes...ask Pirates

8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
rocket science you thought..fundaahhh?

9. Testicles are found on an Octopus.
uwongo...fida women have..na mama wa GIchugu

10. Asphalt describes rectal problems.
True! FIO

11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
No it is Karatina you moron!

12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
The best fishing net in Migingo!

13. Coitus is a musical instrument.
better than the guitar i tell you!

14. Fetus is a character on 24.
Did you see the way he shot the thug?

15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
The one that holds the upper part!

16. A condom is a large apartment complex.
yes a building with very spacious offices! iko Moi Avenue

17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
a.k.a the choir master

18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
yes similar to the protractor

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
Very delicious! comes in different sizes and shapes

20. An erection is when Japanese people vote.
Yes! right before the results are read out! SA too

21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
yes and Fatuma is one of them!

22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass.
Nice place

23. Pornography is the business of making records.
yes!

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
yes otherwise known as akorinos.


enjoy labour day. and take care.

muthomi mugi aiikagia maitho kabere...

@mtalam...lol,that's a nyce one!!!


Make money.....then you will enjoy all the fine things in life!!!