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My neighbour's huge co.ck is giving me sleepless nights
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jaggernaut
#1 Posted : Wednesday, August 17, 2011 9:53:13 AM
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Now it's not what you are thinking, but my neighbour has this giant jogoo that crows endlessly starting at 3am till morning everyday. The neighbour is rearing chicken in his backyard. We have a very young baby and you can imagine how depressing it is that after spending the whole night trying to get the baby to sleep, the young one is immediately jolted out of his sleep by the 3am crowing. And there's no way of getting the baby back to sleep since the damn bird crows till morning. I feel like storming my neighbour's compound and chopping the head off that cock. What should I do? Should I call the city council to confiscate the livestock?
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dossy7
#2 Posted : Wednesday, August 17, 2011 9:57:19 AM
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U got me there my mind was thinking of airports n kandahar bombing.
Pole sana but why dont u eat that co.ck at least it wont make noise anymore.
Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
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For Sport
#3 Posted : Wednesday, August 17, 2011 10:00:01 AM
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jaggernaut wrote:

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Should I call the city council to confiscate the livestock?


Do.
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shalishali
#4 Posted : Wednesday, August 17, 2011 10:27:44 AM
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Call NEMA, the decibels are more than the stipulated in the noise and vibration regulations
UKITAFUTA UKABILA UTAKUFA BILA!
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jaggernaut
#5 Posted : Wednesday, August 17, 2011 10:51:52 AM
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dossy7 wrote:
U got me there my mind was thinking of airports n kandahar bombing.
Pole sana but why dont u eat that co.ck at least it wont make noise anymore.


Now, how do I eat my neighbour's cock?
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xxxxx
#6 Posted : Wednesday, August 17, 2011 11:03:42 AM
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My neighbour's loud music is giving me sleepless nights

Yeah.....yeah....I haven't seen it but man...........does the wife really sing its praises!!!!!!!!!!! I'm thinking of moving out of the apartment to a quieter place. Or should I confront her and ask her to tone it down? Surely the bro can't be that good.
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Tebes
#7 Posted : Wednesday, August 17, 2011 11:05:48 AM
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Visited a friend recently and had the same problem. However his neighbour has decided to keep a hen and a co.ck on the third floor verandah (Some kenyans are funny). During the visit, a four year old child rushed in and shouted, "Mum! come and see, the kuku is standing on the other kuku's back!!!" to the amazement of everyone in the house.



smile Applause Laughing out loudly d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!
"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
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Intelligentsia
#8 Posted : Wednesday, August 17, 2011 11:18:08 AM
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surely only 1 kuku's din?!
Wacha u softie, does it mean folks with kids near JKIA don't get sleep usiku ama mchana? Plus some of us lived (& thousands more still do) next to an airbase and still managed to sleep even when 3 seriously noisy jet fighters were taking off simultaneously!
Atazoea. Mtazoea. Mtazoena. Accommodate him so that he can swing you eggs every now and then at fair prices-why, he could even be offering you this on credit! Na pia chicken meat!

In fact offer to buy that specific jogoo making noise tonight ndio mlale poa kesho na kama mmeshiba gizzards, shingo na drumsticks heheheee - that way he benefits and your family including the baby benefits! Imagine spoiling your relatioship with your neighbour for an animal whose lifespan is < 2 yrs...not wise juu who knows maybe one day that very neighbour will help you on something to do with that very baby in one way of the other.

BTW, kwako ni shida ya usingizi, kwake ni livelihood...let it be,his stakes are higher, au sio?
If pain persists, consult any of your lunje pals...
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cmk
#9 Posted : Wednesday, August 17, 2011 12:14:48 PM
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puy a bigger cock,the neighbour's cock will just shut up
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do-
Voltaire
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StatMeister
#10 Posted : Wednesday, August 17, 2011 1:31:45 PM
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@jaggernaut, are you sure? Jogoo wa kijijini anawika mjini?
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work
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