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StatMeister
#31 Posted : Tuesday, August 16, 2011 3:52:45 PM
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chemos wrote:
mukiha wrote:
johnnjuguna wrote:
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.(',')
<) (>
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Lakini hii si glue! Ni kitu kali zaidi



socket au plug?



Socket + mohawk

@Njugus, hebu chora plug with landing lights on tuonesmile
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work
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mukiha
#32 Posted : Tuesday, August 16, 2011 3:54:05 PM
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johnnjuguna wrote:
mukiha wrote:
johnnjuguna wrote:
.,///,
.(',')
<) (>
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Lakini hii si glue! Ni kitu kali zaidi


Sasa tena ni nini? Yaani umeshaanze matusi?

Sasa ukiita hii glue utaita hii yenye inafuata nini?

radio wrote:

˙˙˙ooʇ pǝɹoq ɯɐ ı




lighten up man. This is what wazua madness is all about.

Hiyo yapili ni bangi imechanganywa na dried machicha
Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
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johnnjuguna
#33 Posted : Tuesday, August 16, 2011 3:54:35 PM
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Joined: 8/12/2011
Posts: 97
StatMeister wrote:
chemos wrote:
mukiha wrote:
johnnjuguna wrote:
.,///,
.(',')
<) (>
_/ \_



Lakini hii si glue! Ni kitu kali zaidi



socket au plug?



Socket + mohawk

@Njugus, hebu chora plug with landing lights on tuonesmile


Hiyo sio mohawk. Ni kofia yenye inapigwa na upepo.
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callaspade
#34 Posted : Tuesday, August 16, 2011 4:06:25 PM
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Posts: 925
...the Dr at mathare hospital summons all the patients in one room.He then proceeds to paint a door frame complete with a key hole on one of the walls.
...he then instructs all the patients to run outside through that door.All of them but one guy make a dash to the imaginary door.
...Then the Dr asks the chap who is now laughing uncontrollably at the corner why he didn't run to the door,to which he replies......."wachana na hawa wendawazimu,don't they know am the one who has the key"

....its difficult to know the sane ones in wazua
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radio
#35 Posted : Tuesday, August 16, 2011 4:10:34 PM
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callaspade wrote:
bwenyenye wrote:
radio wrote:
˙˙˙ooʇ pǝɹoq ɯɐ ı


how now?



....he is posting while lying down,that's why he is able to do it Laughing out loudly


uʍop ǝpısdn uǝǝɹɔs ǝɥʇ uɹnʇ 'ǝןdɯıs sʇı 'sǝʎ
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mukiha
#36 Posted : Tuesday, August 16, 2011 4:19:44 PM
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Posts: 4,114
radio wrote:
callaspade wrote:
bwenyenye wrote:
radio wrote:
˙˙˙ooʇ pǝɹoq ɯɐ ı


how now?



....he is posting while lying down,that's why he is able to do it Laughing out loudly


uʍop ǝpısdn uǝǝɹɔs ǝɥʇ uɹnʇ 'ǝןdɯıs sʇı 'sǝʎ



Tuonyeshe vile unaandika upside down; or are doing a maneuver we used to call "wamanda" those days?
Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
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Njung'e
#37 Posted : Tuesday, August 16, 2011 4:21:45 PM
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Location: Nairobi
One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral,
His coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red roses.
When the pastor finished the sermon and everyone said their good-byes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed again. It was a majestic tribute to the much loved cardiologist. Suddenly, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter. Irritated by his insensitivity, the man sitting next to him asked, “Why are you laughing, Mister?""I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied. "I’m a Gynecologist..."
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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McReggae
#38 Posted : Tuesday, August 16, 2011 4:26:33 PM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
mukiha wrote:
radio wrote:
callaspade wrote:
bwenyenye wrote:
radio wrote:
˙˙˙ooʇ pǝɹoq ɯɐ ı


how now?



....he is posting while lying down,that's why he is able to do it Laughing out loudly


uʍop ǝpısdn uǝǝɹɔs ǝɥʇ uɹnʇ 'ǝןdɯıs sʇı 'sǝʎ



Tuonyeshe vile unaandika upside down; or are doing a maneuver we used to call "wamanda" those days?


¡¡¡¡¡llɐ ɹǝʇɟɐ op oʇ ʇlnɔıɟɟıp ʇou
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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StatMeister
#39 Posted : Tuesday, August 16, 2011 4:26:37 PM
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Joined: 5/23/2010
Posts: 868
Location: La Islas Galápagos
Njung'e wrote:
One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral,
His coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red roses.
When the pastor finished the sermon and everyone said their good-byes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed again. It was a majestic tribute to the much loved cardiologist. Suddenly, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter. Irritated by his insensitivity, the man sitting next to him asked, “Why are you laughing, Mister?""I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied. "I’m a Gynecologist..."

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause

A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work
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StatMeister
#40 Posted : Tuesday, August 16, 2011 4:30:19 PM
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Posts: 868
Location: La Islas Galápagos
C&P

A dignitary is visiting a psychiatric ward at Mathare.

He asks the head of psychology, “How do you determine if a patient is cured.”

The psychologist explains: “Simple, we take them to the bathtub, which is filled with water, ...and then we give them a spoon and a cup and ask them to empty the bathtub.”

“I see,” says the dignitary, “the cured person would choose the cup because it`s bigger, and would empty the tub faster. Excellent logic”

“Actually no,” replies the psychologist, “A normal person would simply pull the plug.”
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work
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