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cmk
#31 Posted : Thursday, August 11, 2011 1:50:55 PM
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centurion wrote:
this is not about a friend who says his girlfriend is pregnant. NO.

its about me.

she says she is pregnant.But she is making it up though after knowing i was about to end the relationship. problem is, it may be impossible to force her take a pregnancy test. she might get herself pregnant to force on the relationship.

what do guys do when this happens?


kindly confirm you have some gold deposits in your possession before we label her a gold digger.
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do-
Voltaire
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cmk
#32 Posted : Thursday, August 11, 2011 1:58:57 PM
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Also before you send her away..calculate her final dues:

1.severance pay-15days for each year worked *monthly rate=
2.pay in lieu of notice=1 month's pay=
3.leave days due=21 days* number of years worked=
4.compensation for wear and tear=use an agreed rate
monthly rate should be a sum total of monthly benefits,like food,accomodation,etc and add a sum for distress caused..and time wasted.
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do-
Voltaire
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Magigi
#33 Posted : Thursday, August 11, 2011 2:10:59 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
McReggae wrote:
tafuta urine yake in a clever way and test it yourself!!!!!


The hard part Mcreggae.How do you steal her pee?


@Njung'e
...Very easy...Should make her squirt (on a spongy towel)if he is man enough na aponyoke na hiyo towel...
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Magigi
#34 Posted : Thursday, August 11, 2011 2:27:47 PM
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centurion [b[u wrote:
]@ Mcdoba, unless she pees in my mouth during lolipoping (sic), and then niteme kwa hizo testers.[/b][/u]@user and Laughing out loudly, help a brother first without asking his tribe name. mengine ni baadaye


...Asi---@Centurion ...How are u gong to do this? The female anatomy must have changed since I last looked at a different one 15 years ago? Uuuuuuuwiiiiiii....Blame it on GMO!!!
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Greatness
#35 Posted : Thursday, August 11, 2011 4:46:08 PM
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cmk wrote:
Also before you send her away..calculate her final dues:

1.severance pay-15days for each year worked *monthly rate=
2.pay in lieu of notice=1 month's pay=
3.leave days due=21 days* number of years worked=
4.compensation for wear and tear=use an agreed rate
monthly rate should be a sum total of monthly benefits,like food,accomodation,etc and add a sum for distress caused..and time wasted.



CMK,LOL LOL.
Are you a bean counter by any chance?Th rate can never be agreed.

Centurion,telling her that you shoot blanks is very solid advice......she started the mind games, dance along!!!!smile
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KenSaf
#36 Posted : Thursday, August 11, 2011 4:50:53 PM
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I expected Impunity to respond to this thread, ama impunity=centurion
Doors of opportunity don't just open , they have to be unlocked & it's up to you to turn the knob.
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Ms Mkenya
#37 Posted : Thursday, August 11, 2011 5:07:57 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
McReggae wrote:
tafuta urine yake in a clever way and test it yourself!!!!!


The hard part Mcreggae.How do you steal her pee?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly true, how now?
....above all, to stand.
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MaichBlack
#38 Posted : Thursday, August 11, 2011 6:01:21 PM
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Magigi wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
McReggae wrote:
tafuta urine yake in a clever way and test it yourself!!!!!


The hard part Mcreggae.How do you steal her pee?


@Njung'e
...Very easy...Should make her squirt (on a spongy towel)if he is man enough na aponyoke na hiyo towel...

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

And then because there must be other Wanzuans in the same dilema the can start "Ponyoka na Towel" competition.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

You just killed me!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Lolest!
#39 Posted : Thursday, August 11, 2011 6:50:56 PM
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KenSaf wrote:
I expected Impunity to respond to this thread, ama impunity=centurion

very likely!
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
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MaichBlack
#40 Posted : Thursday, August 11, 2011 7:02:09 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
KenSaf wrote:
I expected Impunity to respond to this thread, ama impunity=centurion

very likely!

Sasa hapo ni GMO mbabys straight. Cesarean will be the only way out. Family Care (health?) maternity - Next to Tuskys Langata road!!!

And if he refuses to pay for Cesarean and the GMO Mbaby is downloaded nashorary, future landings will become swimming. He will be asking "Weee, wapi airport?" and he's told "Washa ujiga!!! Uko dani!!"
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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