I'll try that.

@ Mcdoba, unless she pees in my mouth during lolipoping (sic), and then niteme kwa hizo testers.


@user and , help a brother first without asking his tribe name. mengine ni baadaye

Dude, you cracked me up. Lakini kwani you also lollipop?

sasa chinda iko wapi?? si umwambie "ni sawa babe, sasa tungojee mtoi" halafu uone reaction yake. halafu muanze kungojea mtoto. If she insists on you landing basi, kimbia. If she smiles, you are in a cage!

try this tonight, its simple and costs nothing except a wearing a serious face. then tell us in the morning what cut. dont be manipulated.

Nice story.

The government decided to give some money and a piece of land to all poor families that had 5 kids and above.

A certain married fellow had four kids with his wife but also had another kid with a mpango. He decided the opportunity was too big to let it pass. He went straight to the wife and confessed. "Mama nani, unajua nilikuwa nimetembea kidogo na niko na mtoto mwingine huko nje...". They had a small discussion and the wife allowed the fellow to go for his other kid so that they can benefit from the government goodies.

When the fellow came back with the kid he found only two kids at home. He asked the wife "Mama nani, wapi nani na nani". The wife told him "wamechukuliwa na baba zao!"