Politicians never cease to amaze me. When they decide to have a go at each other with words,they do so with passion. Their words are so cutting that one would wish he/she was stabbed with a knife instead. What are some of the most memorable satirical statements you have heard politicians use on each other? Listen to makwere on Raila's metaphorical use of a toilet:

Chirau Ali Makwere offered to build a choo for raila in every constituency - including installing one in his car so that RAO can 'endesha' akiendeshwa .

The eccentric Fai Amario of Sisi Kwa Sisi
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Jane Kihara After 2003 Naivasha Constituency by-elections where Jayne got 40% of all the total votes

'If your daughter came home having scored 40%,you will not congratulate her but cane her and make her repeat that class,and ...'

Alleging massive rigging by NARC & asking for a by-by-election

If a man hasn't discovered anything he can die for,then he is not worth living!

Mukhisa kituyi replying to Atwoli (COTU) - when you open your mouth you confirm our fears that you have nothing between your ears.

Your greatest glory is not in never failing,but in rising every time you fail.
Persistence means taking pains to overcome every obstacle,to do all that's necessary to reach your goal.

'I would rather die,than resign'. This is one statement that I shall neva 4get.

Truest proverb: Mwenda pole hajikwai

Rao to PUNU 'we're forced into this marriage'

Rao to PUNU 'Tulipata mkate nusu'


Which is more dirty,the pig or Kenyan mp?

@Wanyuru.....He also said 'nusu mkeka..!!!'

Which is more dirty,the pig or Kenyan mp?

'Nimeamua ya kwaba sitatetea kiti changu cha katibu mkuu wa Kanu' - JJ Kamotho during the KANU/NDP Merger at Kisirani!!!

Make money.....then you will enjoy all the fine things in life!!!

Kibaki: there will be no sacred cows in my government!

Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming

kibaki on katiba

'tafadhali tafadhali katiba ni jambo la maana tufikirie kwani mutu ana haraka ya kwenda wapi,kwani tunahama wapi...ama mutu anataka kufa.. kama wewe unajua unakufa si wee kufa tu si mtoto ataachiwa'

sk lady

Former Nairobi Mayor Kingori on corruption among councillors (One of my best of all time. I used to rush home just to watch this guy on the news. Alienda wapi?)

'Some were given fefte thausad (i.e. 50,000),others were given fefte thausad,and (raised tone) even others were given (paused a few seconds)...fefte thausad!!' What!

William Ruto

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