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murenj
#1 Posted : Monday, August 08, 2011 5:01:26 PM
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Location: nairobi
spotted along Gitanga road, Amboseli bus stage:
MALINZI MEMA SCHOOL..............I wonder if they teach Kiswahili there?

Along kikuyu road, near Kamwene stage:
BARRAST AND SAND FOR SALE..................of course it is a k**k. What do you expect:

on a route 46 matatu, on the driver's side:
ULIZA DAKTARI WA NG'OMBE NDANI.
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Mainat
#2 Posted : Monday, August 08, 2011 5:04:56 PM
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Joined: 11/21/2006
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"Slappers" outside a shoeshop on Moi Avenue. Means loose women in colloquial English.
Sehemu ndio nyumba
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Achiever
#3 Posted : Monday, August 08, 2011 5:12:23 PM
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on a route 46 matatu, on the driver's side:
ULIZA DAKTARI WA NG'OMBE NDANI.Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

on a route 44 mat...'Dont drink wine and drive...u better smoke weed and fly."
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bwenyenye
#4 Posted : Monday, August 08, 2011 5:14:44 PM
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Joined: 5/24/2007
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HOUSE FOR RENTS OF YOU WANTS... along the last long climb just before you get into Meru town on the Embu - Meru road. I will stop one day to taka a photo of that sign. It amuses me everytime.

MTAKUJA HOUSE.. just before you get to Kianjai

KICHAKAMKWAJU SCHOOL FOR THE DEAF... huko Shimoni, South coast, Kenya
I Think Therefore I Am
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Forester
#5 Posted : Monday, August 08, 2011 5:15:20 PM
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Location: Epicentre - Ngamia 1
Achiever wrote:
on a route 46 matatu, on the driver's side:
ULIZA DAKTARI WA NG'OMBE NDANI.Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

on a route 44 mat...'Dont drink wine and drive...u better smoke weed and fly."


YAWN!!!
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs - Farrah Gray.
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KenSaf
#6 Posted : Monday, August 08, 2011 5:22:05 PM
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Joined: 6/4/2008
Posts: 394
Chapa Ilale.on a lorry along Mombasa Rd.
Doors of opportunity don't just open , they have to be unlocked & it's up to you to turn the knob.
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MaichBlack
#7 Posted : Monday, August 08, 2011 5:23:02 PM
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Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,911
bwenyenye wrote:
HOUSE FOR RENTS OF YOU WANTS... along the last long climb just before you get into Meru town on the Embu - Meru road. I will stop one day to taka a photo of that sign. It amuses me everytime.

MTAKUJA HOUSE.. just before you get to Kianjai

KICHAKAMKWAJU SCHOOL FOR THE DEAF... huko Shimoni, South coast, Kenya

taka a photo - On a wazua post.
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Tommy
#8 Posted : Monday, August 08, 2011 5:47:12 PM
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Joined: 12/9/2010
Posts: 894
Location: Nairobi
mzee ni wewe. on an old bedford lorry
Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day. ~Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956
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dunkang
#9 Posted : Monday, August 08, 2011 8:46:19 PM
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Joined: 6/2/2011
Posts: 4,824
Location: -1.2107, 36.8831
on a Lorry with plate number KMC (most probably manufactured in 1940's) in Isiolo, "Jihurumie Kwanza!"
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

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Lolest!
#10 Posted : Monday, August 08, 2011 9:03:49 PM
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Joined: 3/18/2011
Posts: 12,069
Location: Kianjokoma
In a mat: HATA UKIPIMWA SITAKI
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
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