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Pastor Kyuna & Kathy Hse defines opulence
Querry
#91 Posted : Monday, August 08, 2011 7:54:04 AM
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you should have seen the church service yesterday on Citizen TV..

The Church is very popular with the young people ..mostly in Universities or colleges....so you might not be going there but your Kids go there and buy for the Pastor Range Rovers with the pocket money you have given them.
MaichBlack
#92 Posted : Monday, August 08, 2011 8:25:04 AM
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Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,910
Bree wrote:
Enyewe watu walipanda begu!!!
I was a member... Until we were asked to plant a seed towards Allans' birthday present- a Prado VX. That time he already had a merc. I found that to be some sort of extortion. Nilihama hio church.

I have heard this story. Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly . Lucky for you you hamad. I think the Nation advert "UTAHAMA LINI???" should be played over and over for those who are still attending the church!

I heard the congregation also had to "plant a seed" towards the purchase of a BMW for his daughter's 18th birthday. Were you still a member then? And did you use to do the envelope thing? I understand there envelopes all over and when he says something that touches you, you weka chochote kwenye bahasha and take it to the front as the preaching is going on.

Shed some more light @Bree.
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
radio
#93 Posted : Monday, August 08, 2011 9:31:24 AM
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Joined: 11/9/2009
Posts: 2,003
MaichBlack wrote:
Bree wrote:
Enyewe watu walipanda begu!!!
I was a member... Until we were asked to plant a seed towards Allans' birthday present- a Prado VX. That time he already had a merc. I found that to be some sort of extortion. Nilihama hio church.

I have heard this story. Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly . Lucky for you you hamad. I think the Nation advert "UTAHAMA LINI???" should be played over and over for those who are still attending the church!

I heard the congregation also had to "plant a seed" towards the purchase of a BMW for his daughter's 18th birthday. Were you still a member then? And did you use to do the envelope thing? I understand there envelopes all over and when he says something that touches you, you weka chochote kwenye bahasha and take it to the front as the preaching is going on.

Shed some more light @Bree.


GFF, why chocolate? I can only imagine the picture of people moving up and down taking chocolates....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
ecstacy
#94 Posted : Monday, August 08, 2011 9:43:15 AM
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Joined: 2/26/2008
Posts: 4,449
“There is more happiness in giving than there is in receiving,” said Jesus. (Acts 20:35) Well then in corruption, I guess the sheep/goats/church members are very happy in giving and Pastor Kyuna is very unhappy receiving!!!
MaichBlack
#95 Posted : Monday, August 08, 2011 9:53:05 AM
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Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,910
dossy7 wrote:
Querry wrote:
dossy7 wrote:
Wawawa amazing house.But sincerely speaking why do people tithe,when all u do is make somebody bloody rich.


The Bible requires us to Tithe. after all when you give, you giving to God not Man.

The Man who misappropriates what belongs to God then is answerable to God...my take as a Christian.


For me,I would rather take the 10% and help a needy someone than to take it to church.

Seconded, third(ed), fourthed and fifthed!!! I am not some gullible punk to allow someone to steal from me in the name of the lord.

Choose a children's home near your home, work place or somewhere in between and do shopping every now and then and deliver it there and spend some time with the kids. Hii ingine yote ni wizi!!!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
MaichBlack
#96 Posted : Monday, August 08, 2011 9:59:29 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,910
radio wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Bree wrote:
Enyewe watu walipanda begu!!!
I was a member... Until we were asked to plant a seed towards Allans' birthday present- a Prado VX. That time he already had a merc. I found that to be some sort of extortion. Nilihama hio church.

I have heard this story. Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly . Lucky for you you hamad. I think the Nation advert "UTAHAMA LINI???" should be played over and over for those who are still attending the church!

I heard the congregation also had to "plant a seed" towards the purchase of a BMW for his daughter's 18th birthday. Were you still a member then? And did you use to do the envelope thing? I understand there envelopes all over and when he says something that touches you, you weka chochote kwenye bahasha and take it to the front as the preaching is going on.

Shed some more light @Bree.


GFF, why chocolate? I can only imagine the picture of people moving up and down taking chocolates....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Sio chocolate. Ni chochote. Yani mkwanja, money, mbesha, noti. Brown notes with pictures of elephants at the back preferred. The ones with the picture of parliament buildings can be excused under special circumstances lakini chini ya hiyo ni madharau!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
danas10
#97 Posted : Monday, August 08, 2011 10:07:42 AM
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Joined: 10/8/2010
Posts: 763
Location: Intersection
radio wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Bree wrote:
Enyewe watu walipanda begu!!!
I was a member... Until we were asked to plant a seed towards Allans' birthday present- a Prado VX. That time he already had a merc. I found that to be some sort of extortion. Nilihama hio church.

I have heard this story. Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly . Lucky for you you hamad. I think the Nation advert "UTAHAMA LINI???" should be played over and over for those who are still attending the church!

I heard the congregation also had to "plant a seed" towards the purchase of a BMW for his daughter's 18th birthday. Were you still a member then? And did you use to do the envelope thing? I understand there envelopes all over and when he says something that touches you, you weka chochote kwenye bahasha and take it to the front as the preaching is going on.

Shed some more light @Bree.


GFF, why chocolate? I can only imagine the picture of people moving up and down taking chocolates....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Hii ni hangover inaongea!!!!Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
MaichBlack
#98 Posted : Monday, August 08, 2011 10:09:39 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,910
By the way I understand that the members of the congregation are not allowed to visit that house - first hand information! A member of the church who also happens to be a relative of the Kyunas - a cousin I think - had a wedding and the Kyunas allowed them to have their photo session at the residence (better than going to Safari park etc.). Members of the congregation were shocked. You mean you had your photo session at Mummy and daddy's house? How did you convince them?

Yes, the Kyuna's are called mummy and daddy at the church. wtf? What do you give a grown @ss woman or man to call his/her age mate daddy or mummy? In a relationship I would understand (LOL) but call my pastor and his wife mummy and daddy? Are you kidding me? And the members of the church look like educated/intelligent individuals. Kwani ni kamuti gani hii walipewa?
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
McReggae
#99 Posted : Monday, August 08, 2011 10:19:09 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
MaichBlack wrote:
dossy7 wrote:
Querry wrote:
dossy7 wrote:
Wawawa amazing house.But sincerely speaking why do people tithe,when all u do is make somebody bloody rich.


The Bible requires us to Tithe. after all when you give, you giving to God not Man.

The Man who misappropriates what belongs to God then is answerable to God...my take as a Christian.


For me,I would rather take the 10% and help a needy someone than to take it to church.

Seconded, third(ed), fourthed and fifthed!!! I am not some gullible punk to allow someone to steal from me in the name of the lord.

Choose a children's home near your home, work place or somewhere in between and do shopping every now and then and deliver it there and spend some time with the kids. Hii ingine yote ni wizi!!!


Applause Applause Applause Cant agree more!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
MaichBlack
#100 Posted : Monday, August 08, 2011 10:42:30 AM
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Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,910
Everyone who has read this thread should listen to the song below. I love it to bits coz it speaks nothing but the truth.

Stealing in the name of the lord!!!

Best possible soundtrack to this thread.
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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