The name is Bond, James Bond.

Vodka Martini. Shaken, not stirred.

"Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get." - DALE CARNEGIE

All men should get married. There is more to life than happiness!

What about ku-fuel ngali na 500 bob per day while eating madodo-chapo ya 20 bob at lunch?

If I'd asked customers what they wanted, they would have said "a faster horse".

Henry Ford.

UJINGA NI:
1. Kujiita romantic na uko single.
2. Kukaa mbele kwa mathree alafu unaturn kwambia konda 'shukisha' na umekaa na deree.
3. Kutumia cursor kuscare mosquito itoke kwa screen ya comp.
4. Kureduce volume ya radio usome sms.
5. Kuruka line VCT.

6. Kupigiwa simu halafu unaangalia balance yako after the call.
7. Kutafuta remote ya TV 4 10 min, na tv iko a step away
8. KuDELETE namba ya X wako na unaijua off head
9. Kupeleka vits kwa car wash badala ya Baby shower
11. Kubargain kitu kutoka soo hadi fifty alafu bado unapea muuzaji 1000 akupatie change
10. Kubuy beer ingine moja ukitegea fare ishuke hadi mbao!

Tunga sentensi ukitumia neno RELIGION!

Othis:..*Tutang'oa RELI JIONi halafu tuwapatie wasapere waiuze ikiwa scrap metal!*...

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When I was a KID:
Pussy meant CAT,
Sex meant GENDER,
Bitch was a FEMALE DOG,
Dick was a NAME,
...BJ was a NICK-NAME,
Bang was a SOUND,
Rubber was just like PLASTIC,
Ass was an ANIMAL,
Screw was just a NUT,
Tit was a SNACK,
Head meant a part of BODY !!
But Now
Everything is just Damn Complicated.