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StatMeister
#41 Posted : Friday, July 29, 2011 3:32:05 PM
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nostoppingthis wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Wodu Wakiri wrote:
NAIROBI: Kuga na GWIKWO.


AiiiiiHH...Jameni!Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Pray Pray

Translate...posts are in Kyuk na watu hawaelewi..


Kusema na Kufanywo smile

Makes sense only in kuke, but originally was the opposite to all smoke and no fire
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work
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Shak
#42 Posted : Friday, July 29, 2011 5:28:49 PM
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Mandera...bringing somalia to kenya
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dunkang
#43 Posted : Friday, July 29, 2011 7:31:00 PM
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1 Mombasa County - Kuingia Rahisi, Kutoka Matanga
2 Kwale County -
3 Kilifi County -
4 Tana River County -
5 Lamu County - Njoo na punda yako
6 Taita/Taveta County -
7 Garissa County -
8 Wajir County -
9 Mandera County -
10 Marsabit County - Welcome to Central, Nyanza and Western provinces Combined!
11 Isiolo County -
12 Meru County - WELCOME TO OUR COUNTY, WHERE YOU EXERCISE YOUR TEETH!
13 Tharaka-Nithi County - Kibaki Tena na Tena
14 Embu County -
15 Kitui County - Iba uone!
16 Machakos County -
17 Makueni County -
18 Nyandarua County -
19 Nyeri County -
20 Kirinyaga County -
21 Murang’a County -
22 Kiambu County - WE KEEP IT FOR YOU PERMANENTLY!
23 Turkana County -
24 West Pokot County - YOU COME, WE RAID!
25 Samburu County -
26 Trans Nzoia County -
27 Uasin Gishu County -
28 Elgeyo Marakwet County -
29 Nandi County -
30 Baringo County - WE HAVE THE ROADS, GIVE US THE CARS
31 Laikipia County -
32 Nakuru County -
33 Narok County -
34 Kajiado County -
35 Kericho County -
36 Bomet County -
37 Kakamega County - WE HAVE THE BENCH!
38 Vihiga County -
39 Bungoma County -
40 Busia County -
41 Siaya County -
42 Kisumu County -
43 Homa Bay County -
44 Migori County -
45 Kisii County - WANATUMALIZA!!!!!
46 Nyamira County -
47 Nairobi County - Jangwa la Mawe na simiti!

Mwingi is not a county!
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

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Kenyan Oracle
#44 Posted : Saturday, July 30, 2011 12:49:35 PM
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Kisum County - Hakuna Reli hapa.
Meru County - Asiekua na meno aelekee jiwe
Kiambu County - No men's land
Nakuru - Chicken or Flamingoes
Kisii - Moto imewaka leo
You lose money chasing women, but you never lose women chasing money - NAS
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MaichBlack
#45 Posted : Saturday, July 30, 2011 2:10:07 PM
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Kitui (Governor - Ngilu)

Option 1: Just a family business.

Option 2: We construct imaginary dams.
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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MaichBlack
#46 Posted : Saturday, July 30, 2011 2:14:02 PM
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Meru - It's like stealing oil that is already too willing to be stolen. Hhe hhe hhe. Hhe hhe hhe. Hheeheee.
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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For Sport
#47 Posted : Saturday, July 30, 2011 4:12:17 PM
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dunkang wrote:
1 Mombasa County - Kuingia Rahisi, Kutoka Matanga


Or
Kuingia ndani ya gari, kutoka juu ya gari
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Ms Mkenya
#48 Posted : Saturday, July 30, 2011 4:34:54 PM
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Turkana County- Chakula please
....above all, to stand.
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Impunity
#49 Posted : Saturday, July 30, 2011 5:04:48 PM
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Ms Mkenya wrote:
Turkana County- Chakula please

Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
Famine no joking matter.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Ms Mkenya
#50 Posted : Saturday, July 30, 2011 9:48:45 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Ms Mkenya wrote:
Turkana County- Chakula please

Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
Famine no joking matter.

Agreed. And I did not intend it to be. You misread me.
....above all, to stand.
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