@ Josiah. I got the certs for my children over December and this took me some two weeks.Luckily I was on leave and decided to be patient through the process. It worked even after one of the brokers asked how fast I needed them.I just told him am in no hurry and he backed off.
Probably one of these fellows approached you and fell for his antics, knowing that u were in a hurry must want to make u believe how tedious the process is.
Last April I also went to register a business and it has taken me one month to get the cert at Sheria Hse (though at one time I had to be a drama King to get my message across).
All in all at least service delivery is there if you can compare with some decade ago.
Cause drama but dont mention you gave the shs.1500
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