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If Counties Had Slogans.......
conos
#21 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 3:57:12 PM
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murang'a..... thaaaai thathaiya Ngai
ukiona choo kwa ndoto usiingie, ni mtego!
Wendz
#22 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 4:15:27 PM
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Joined: 6/19/2008
Posts: 4,268
Sober wrote:
Nyeri?


We sell kidneys for weddings.... buy one get one free.
StatMeister
#23 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 4:27:53 PM
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Joined: 5/23/2010
Posts: 868
Location: La Islas Galápagos
Sober wrote:
Nyeri?


Hakuna haja ya kuregarega

A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work
simonkabz
#24 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 4:50:25 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
the sage wrote:
Mwingi...County of the Coward

LMAO! Bestest, most orichinal....

A certain county: "If u rattle a snake......"
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
poundfoolish
#25 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 5:07:03 PM
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Posts: 2,458
Location: Nairobi
Pungoma--- Feelanga well fed and well guarded

Sober
#26 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 5:59:21 PM
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Posts: 3,604
simonkabz wrote:
the sage wrote:
Mwingi...County of the Coward

LMAO! Bestest, most orichinal....

A certain county: "If u rattle a snake......"


If he veepee was a wazuan he would be shedding tears..
African parents don't know how to say sorry.. the closest you will get to a sorry is a 'have you eaten'
Wodu Wakiri
#27 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 8:41:24 PM
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NAIROBI: Kuga na GWIKWO.
Wa_ithaka
#28 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 9:42:55 PM
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Location: nbi
Nyeri- rehe wana, njite nyina mboy.

Somebody please translate...
The Governor of Nyeri - 2017
MaichBlack
#29 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 11:42:30 PM
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Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,468
Kisii - The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire...

Kisum - Raila must be consulted!

Nyeri - Haaapana! Kwani county ni ya mamako?

Mombasa - Utajiju

Mwingi - Sijui kama ni countyyyy.... ama ni Ndistriiit...
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
Lolest!
#30 Posted : Friday, July 29, 2011 6:37:18 AM
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Location: Kianjokoma
Kajiado-theres a plot for everyone. Mandera-chunga al-shabaab. Kericho-mvua inatoka msituni au inatoka juu?
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
MaichBlack
#31 Posted : Friday, July 29, 2011 7:54:20 AM
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Posts: 7,468
Nyeri - Kubaf! M@v! ya kuku!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
Apple Bees
#32 Posted : Friday, July 29, 2011 8:51:53 AM
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Posts: 390
Homa Bay County....bado mapambano



(thanks OK)
the sage
#33 Posted : Friday, July 29, 2011 10:19:14 AM
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Posts: 367
Tharaka Nithi – Bibi akiquestion, slap her in the face
Wendz
#34 Posted : Friday, July 29, 2011 11:23:36 AM
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Joined: 6/19/2008
Posts: 4,268

Murang'a - Kauntay kaari kwa nyina?
dossy7
#35 Posted : Friday, July 29, 2011 11:24:03 AM
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Posts: 1,491
Location: Nairobi
MaichBlack wrote:

Mwingi - Sijui kama ni countyyyy.... ama ni Ndistriiit...

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
Genghis Khan
#36 Posted : Friday, July 29, 2011 11:45:18 AM
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Location: Nairobi
Nyeri - Stripper(s) County Club / Stripper(s) Club County

Siaya - Welcome to White House County, Washington DC.



"I'd rather be lucky than clever... every time!" - ME
"The problem is not what we don't know... it's what we know for sure that just ain't!" - MARK TWAIN
"Space we can recover... time never!" - NAPOLEON BONAPARTE
Njung'e
#37 Posted : Friday, July 29, 2011 12:02:17 PM
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Location: Nairobi
Wodu Wakiri wrote:
NAIROBI: Kuga na GWIKWO.


AiiiiiHH...Jameni!Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Pray Pray
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
nostoppingthis
#38 Posted : Friday, July 29, 2011 12:44:31 PM
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Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
Njung'e wrote:
Wodu Wakiri wrote:
NAIROBI: Kuga na GWIKWO.


AiiiiiHH...Jameni!Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Pray Pray

Translate...posts are in Kyuk na watu hawaelewi..
marex
#39 Posted : Friday, July 29, 2011 1:15:50 PM
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Nyeri County..Mnataka nitoe nguo? Nitoe, Nitoe?
The way I am
Njung'e
#40 Posted : Friday, July 29, 2011 1:42:56 PM
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Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
Huyu Caveman!....does he llive in a cave?smile
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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