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MaichBlack
#21 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:54:54 PM
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StatMeister wrote:
Wendz wrote:
doesn't leave his work unfinished.....


Which work? Office or landing his plane?

I thought the (....) at the end gave it away.

Hapana chesa na ukali ya prown ama mihoko!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Intelligentsia
#22 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 1:33:32 PM
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...is a comedian by default even when saying the most kawa things in the world.


1) has his own version of the alphabet where 'D'and 'T' are all pronounced as 'T' and 'B' n 'P' are interchangeable as 'P'...

For example:

Simiyu knocks on a neighbour's door, and the neighbour's son opens the door:

Simiyu: "Putako yuko?"

Son: "Ameenda."

Simiyu: "Na matako je?"

Son: "... ameenda nayo!!" smile


2) And if you tell the muchamaa drinks are on the house, he heads straight to the roof of the building!
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bwenyenye
#23 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 1:39:31 PM
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The muchamaa will leave 10 acres of prime cane in Mumias and come to Nairobi to be a 'soldier'

Will always find a way to be related to anyone who matters as long as ni another 'muchmaa'
I Think Therefore I Am
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Much Know
#24 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 1:58:58 PM
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Lachini hi chob tunaambiwa-ko lazima-ko wamalize-ko ni kani pwana?
Ras Kienyeji Man
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murenj
#25 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 2:23:26 PM
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there is no typical lunje accent....they are a buch of 14 bantu speakers, of diverse origins. Nyambs and makokha have specialised in the 'bakakameka' accent. Am yet to see someone do a gig in a maragoli accent. And the one who manages to do one in tachoni accent will be crowned king of commedy.......
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anika66
#26 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 3:01:27 PM
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A Luhya likes dominating the Sacco cooperative movement, all managers and directors in my SACCO are Luhyas although the members come from a cross section of the country....
Keeping it all in the family
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Wendz
#27 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 3:17:54 PM
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StatMeister wrote:
Wendz wrote:
doesn't leave his work unfinished.....


Which work? Office or landing his plane?


office! never resigns....
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Kaigangio
#28 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 4:15:24 PM
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....does not care about any other ingoho part except mesmile
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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StatMeister
#29 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 4:22:08 PM
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Wendz wrote:
StatMeister wrote:
Wendz wrote:
doesn't leave his work unfinished.....


Which work? Office or landing his plane?


office! never resigns....


Whew! A mbreak for our kampa brothers
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work
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simonkabz
#30 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 4:47:03 PM
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Hehe @wendz got me confused 4a moment!
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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