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marex
#1 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 11:33:41 AM
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Kiambu..You got it, we take it

Kajiado (Ngong)..I will catch a grenade for you

Nandi....On your marks, get set, GO!!

Kakamega....Welcome to the bench

Mombasa...Pole Pole ndio mwendo

Nyahururu....Jump from our balconies

Nairobi uuuuwwiii KAANJOOOO


Zingine........

The way I am
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StatMeister
#2 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 11:38:29 AM
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Location: La Islas Galápagos
Nairobi . . . you got a plane, we got an airport just for you
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work
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marex
#3 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 11:52:48 AM
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Kisii..we burn em witches

Meru... You Chew , we Bank
The way I am
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Sober
#4 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:23:20 PM
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Nyeri?
African parents don't know how to say sorry.. the closest you will get to a sorry is a 'have you eaten'
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wakagori
#5 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:27:51 PM
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Garisaa - Tema uone!
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nostoppingthis
#6 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:34:27 PM
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Location: Nairobi
Kisumu?
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Kaigangio
#7 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:40:55 PM
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Nakuru..."keep off and out"
Nyeri...."chavachi guchivikia chifi"
Masaku..."wisii mkikuyu ni kinyei"
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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gohill
#8 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:43:36 PM
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Location: Kenya
Murang'a .... Nipatie Kane!
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wanyuru
#9 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:50:23 PM
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Sober wrote:
Nyeri?


Makosa imefanyika

Murang'a- Hata makizima taa tutakunywa tu
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Gordon Gekko
#10 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 1:32:30 PM
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nostoppingthis wrote:
Kisumu?


Srikal
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simonkabz
#11 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 1:35:39 PM
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Location: Cameroon
Tharaka Nithi....Kibaki Tena
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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bwenyenye
#12 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 1:41:09 PM
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Kiambu County... Pata gachungwa hapa utuwachie mali...
I Think Therefore I Am
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Sober
#13 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 2:01:39 PM
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Mombasa....hawayuuni
African parents don't know how to say sorry.. the closest you will get to a sorry is a 'have you eaten'
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the sage
#14 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 2:28:59 PM
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Mwingi...County of the Coward
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Apple Bees
#15 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 2:38:29 PM
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bwenyenye wrote:
Kiambu County... Pata gachungwa hapa utuwachie mali...

Laughing out loudly
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MCHUNA
#16 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 2:48:02 PM
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If.....
simonkabz wrote:
Tharaka Nithi....Kibaki Tena

Then...

Kisumu....mawe tena!
...
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anika66
#17 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 3:05:51 PM
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Embu-Wavau kaverevere
Keeping it all in the family
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kingfisher
#18 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 3:11:58 PM
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the sage wrote:
Mwingi...County of the Coward


hapanaaaaaaaaaaaShame on you Shame on you

Mwingi....Land of water melons
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
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Mo
#19 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 3:52:29 PM
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Kiambu ni kuga na gwika
Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story.
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Burning Spear
#20 Posted : Thursday, July 28, 2011 3:56:41 PM
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Nyeri - We discipline rogue and lazy men !
"You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it". Malcolm X
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