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Rollins
#1 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 11:03:04 AM
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So much for Luo, Kyuk and Kampa brothers. For us Luhyas. Here i go

doesn't see a gate/cave he doesn't want to man
Even a BrOKeN clock is right twice a day
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mwenza
#2 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 11:06:57 AM
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Posts: 2,863
......Doesnt see food that he doesnt want to cook.
IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
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wakagori
#3 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 11:14:17 AM
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this things are becoming too boring now
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MaichBlack
#4 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 5:58:33 PM
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Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,911
C & P


This was on a blackboard menu at a hotel in Pungoma (Bungoma) town

MENU

Tonut na maantasi 10.00/=
Homelet Blain 20.50/=
Jai na zgonji 10.00/=
Tenku na ukali 20.00/=
Jabati Pantika 15.40/=
Gugu ya ingo 80.00/=
Gugu ya genjik 50.00/=
Mgade Poflo 10.50/=
Zdrungi kafu 5.50/=
Matonto na Mihoko 30.00/=
Zamagi ntoko 30.00/=

This was seen in a Khakhameka (kakamega) kiosk

Jayi shikombe ndoko 5/=
Jayi shikombe kupwa 7/=
Jabadi msima…
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Mtu Biz
#5 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 6:09:58 PM
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Joined: 1/16/2007
Posts: 1,320
MaichBlack wrote:
This was on a blackboard menu at a hotel in Pungoma (Bungoma) town

MENU

Tonut na maantasi 10.00/=
Homelet Blain 20.50/=
Jai na zgonji 10.00/=
Tenku na ukali 20.00/=
Jabati Pantika 15.40/=
Gugu ya ingo 80.00/=
Gugu ya genjik 50.00/=
Mgade Poflo 10.50/=
Zdrungi kafu 5.50/=
Matonto na Mihoko 30.00/=
Zamagi ntoko 30.00/=

This was seen in a Khakhameka (kakamega) kiosk

Jayi shikombe ndoko 5/=
Jayi shikombe kupwa 7/=
Jabadi msima…



The highlighted words above do not meet the minimum threshold for words written by a luhya.

Hizo labda uliziona tinderet ama north horr..
Sola Scriptura
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freiks
#6 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 6:26:52 PM
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Joined: 6/8/2010
Posts: 1,734
wakagori wrote:
this things are becoming too boring now

d'oh! Why are you reading it.....go to un-boring ones
Life is an endless adventure
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Impunity
#7 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:40:59 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
A Lunje can eat a truckload of ugali with only one boiled egg.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Sober
#8 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 8:55:12 PM
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Joined: 11/27/2007
Posts: 3,604
A lunje takes the rice you served as he waits for the main meal (ugali)
African parents don't know how to say sorry.. the closest you will get to a sorry is a 'have you eaten'
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Tommy
#9 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 9:35:25 PM
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Joined: 12/9/2010
Posts: 894
Location: Nairobi
allow chicken around him. (it should be in him)
Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day. ~Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956
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famooz
#10 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 10:27:10 PM
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Joined: 11/19/2007
Posts: 2,047
Tommy wrote:
allow chicken around him. (it should be in him)

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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