'Ndizi alimuuliza chungwa kwa nini ukiliwa lazima unyonywe? Mwenzio nisiponyonywa sisikii raha kabisa, na wewe je?

Ndizi akasema, mie nisipovuliwa nguo sipati raha.Passion naye akadakia mwenzenu mie nisipotiwa kidole alafu kizungushwe kwa ndani sipati utamu kabisa, wewe je dada?'

This text message landed a dude in court yesterday. The recepient one Lucy found it offensive. Good people always pause before pressing the send button on your phone - you may live to regret..

next, its gonna be the "posts"... hehehehehe @impunity, you better be careful especially with the media ladies' posts... we might end up reading of you and the court. Expecially the way you call them by names, careful broda, we need you here....

i am broke, i wanna sue someone. i have been waiting for any text so as to look at the sender and see how much i can extract.

I wish I could sue those MPesa conmen and one particular lady who called me one evening insisting that I knew her and I had even been with her to the coast. She kept calling me the wrong name and insisting that I should not just forget her that she has really missed me.... all this time I am in shock trying to cut her short, then Mrs lands in a taxi from the airport.... wawawa.. I should sue that one for heart attack...

Niliona siku mrefu boss. Imagine you can see Mrs offloading the cab boot waiting for you to go help her out and on the phone is this idiot who does not want to hung up and you are afraid, if you cut her off, she will call back when Mrs is there..... I think I just swtched off the phone and put on the biggest smile and chose to be happy that she had called just before....