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Robinhood
#11 Posted : Sunday, July 24, 2011 10:27:32 AM
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Is it a kawaida thing to go to a restaurant with a Dog? What if it get's an urge to shit? Ama it is decides to pee, lifts one of its hind legs, and sloshes against a table? Is it toilet trained?
Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
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sparkly
#12 Posted : Sunday, July 24, 2011 11:17:28 AM
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bomboclat wrote:
So, am at a restuarant with my girl friend's dog while the girl friend is busy ordering something for us to eat when this stranger approaches me from behind, looks at the dog and says' " You know what the funny thing with does are?" I look at him with suspense for 10 seconds, then he goes like, "they sniff and sniff and sniff just to find the perfect spot to sh!t on". And off, he disappeared like its normal.

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

Is your GF Mariah Carey? Ha ha
Life is short. Live passionately.
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famooz
#13 Posted : Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:27:09 PM
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What was dog etiquette again?smile
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danas10
#14 Posted : Monday, July 25, 2011 8:11:18 AM
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sparkly wrote:
bomboclat wrote:
So, am at a restuarant with my girl friend's dog while the girl friend is busy ordering something for us to eat when this stranger approaches me from behind, looks at the dog and says' " You know what the funny thing with does are?" I look at him with suspense for 10 seconds, then he goes like, "they sniff and sniff and sniff just to find the perfect spot to sh!t on". And off, he disappeared like its normal.

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

Is your GF Mariah Carey? Ha ha


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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Wendz
#15 Posted : Monday, July 25, 2011 8:18:31 AM
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masukuma wrote:
bomboclat wrote:
So, am at a restuarant with my girl friend's dog while the girl friend is busy ordering something for us to eat when this stranger approaches me from behind, looks at the dog and says' " You know what the funny thing with does are?" I look at him with suspense for 10 seconds, then he goes like, "they sniff and sniff and sniff just to find the perfect spot to sh!t on". And off, he disappeared like its normal.

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

mbwa? ndani ya hoteli? mbwa? moffi? ngite?


my colleague would say "kaginyai" if not "mongrel"
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McReggae
#16 Posted : Monday, July 25, 2011 9:52:16 AM
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.....the dog may replace you one day, chunga brazza!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Burning Spear
#17 Posted : Monday, July 25, 2011 10:22:37 AM
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McReggae wrote:
.....the dog may replace you one day, chunga brazza!!!



the dog may be a side dish to the girlfriend ......its possible nowadays.
"You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it". Malcolm X
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willin2learn
#18 Posted : Monday, July 25, 2011 10:54:08 AM
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bomboclat wrote:
So, am at a restuarant with my girl friend's dog while the girl friend is busy ordering something for us to eat when this stranger approaches me from behind, looks at the dog and says' " You know what the funny thing with does are?" I look at him with suspense for 10 seconds, then he goes like, "they sniff and sniff and sniff just to find the perfect spot to sh!t on". And off, he disappeared like its normal.

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!


Us = You and the dog??
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Robinhood
#19 Posted : Monday, July 25, 2011 11:54:38 AM
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@Bombo? wacha silence bro
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nostoppingthis
#20 Posted : Monday, July 25, 2011 12:07:59 PM
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willin2learn wrote:
bomboclat wrote:
So, am at a restuarant with my girl friend's dog while the girl friend is busy ordering something for us to eat when this stranger approaches me from behind, looks at the dog and says' " You know what the funny thing with does are?" I look at him with suspense for 10 seconds, then he goes like, "they sniff and sniff and sniff just to find the perfect spot to sh!t on". And off, he disappeared like its normal.

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!


Us = You and the dog??

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly The girlfriend may consider all of "YOU" as Dogs Laughing out loudly
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