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bomboclat
#1 Posted : Saturday, July 23, 2011 9:41:03 AM
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So, am at a restuarant with my girl friend's dog while the girl friend is busy ordering something for us to eat when this stranger approaches me from behind, looks at the dog and says' " You know what the funny thing with does are?" I look at him with suspense for 10 seconds, then he goes like, "they sniff and sniff and sniff just to find the perfect spot to sh!t on". And off, he disappeared like its normal.

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!
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kenmac
#2 Posted : Saturday, July 23, 2011 11:30:21 AM
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he was sniffing a place to shit on.
......Ecclesiastes
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tassia
#3 Posted : Saturday, July 23, 2011 11:39:52 AM
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aaaahhhhgggg. Una fanya nini na mbwa kwa hoteli!!!. I guess he was disgusted for having been made to share a restaurant with a dog.
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masukuma
#4 Posted : Saturday, July 23, 2011 11:56:02 AM
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bomboclat wrote:
So, am at a restuarant with my girl friend's dog while the girl friend is busy ordering something for us to eat when this stranger approaches me from behind, looks at the dog and says' " You know what the funny thing with does are?" I look at him with suspense for 10 seconds, then he goes like, "they sniff and sniff and sniff just to find the perfect spot to sh!t on". And off, he disappeared like its normal.

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

mbwa? ndani ya hoteli? mbwa? moffi? ngite?
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Inuendo
#5 Posted : Saturday, July 23, 2011 12:00:45 PM
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tassia wrote:
aaaahhhhgggg. Una fanya nini na mbwa kwa hoteli!!!. I guess he was disgusted for having been made to share a restaurant with a dog.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly soon you will hear people complaining about how dogs messed up on their sheets
Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough.
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bkismat
#6 Posted : Saturday, July 23, 2011 12:41:21 PM
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bomboclat wrote:
So, am at a restuarant with my girl friend's dog while the girl friend is busy ordering something for us to eat when this stranger approaches me from behind, looks at the dog and says' " You know what the funny thing with does are?" I look at him with suspense for 10 seconds, then he goes like, "they sniff and sniff and sniff just to find the perfect spot to sh!t on". And off, he disappeared like its normal.

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

Is it normal to take your girlfriend's dog to the hotel?Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
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iKenya
#7 Posted : Saturday, July 23, 2011 1:06:17 PM
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Isn't the dog of my girlfriend my dog?
Quote:
Buy when there's blood in the streets, even if the blood is your own...
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Intelligentsia
#8 Posted : Saturday, July 23, 2011 1:24:07 PM
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iKenya wrote:
Isn't the dog of my girlfriend my dog?


Nah,in most cases your girlfriend's dog and you (the boyfie)will have a very strained relationship, with you kicking it frequently (when your mama is not looking) while the dog will every now and then confuse your leg for a juicy steak (esp. if a rotweiler). Shauri wako!

Is it me or this story sounds fake Shame on you
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Impunity
#9 Posted : Saturday, July 23, 2011 3:39:27 PM
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Fake story, or its a metaphor;the real story is still hidden.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Sober
#10 Posted : Sunday, July 24, 2011 12:31:42 AM
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What type of dog was it?
African parents don't know how to say sorry.. the closest you will get to a sorry is a 'have you eaten'
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