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Jaina
#131 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 2:01:56 PM
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Teresia = Tiritha
gohill
#132 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 2:11:38 PM
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wasee
#133 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 3:43:37 PM
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Jaina wrote:
Please read on, sent to me by one us:

As an added bonus…
Sentences you will never hear a Kikuyu pronounce…
- Keep Change
- Nimekusamehea hiyo deni
- Kaa na pesa yangu
- Sitanunua Toyota


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Wendz
#134 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 3:47:50 PM
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selah wrote:
Wendz wrote:
Tebes wrote:
HAVE NOTICED THAT THE WOMEN LIKE TO REFER THEMSELVES AS
"Mama njeri,
Mama Ken,
Mama Shiku,
Mama Waithera"
etc during an introduction, instead of "Mrs Kamau, Mrs Otieno, Mrs Nyachae or Mrs Kinyua."

Reference to the husband is usually kept at the periphery.



ahahahaha... so true... There is also the nto so new "upgrade" to the references to

Wa njeri
wa ken
wa shiku etc....



This is a tradition where its disrespectful to call a kikuyu mother by her Name/Names(regardless if its her hubbys name) you are allowed to call her the mother of so and so (preferably the first born)


We are talking about when THEY introduce THEMSELVES.....
StatMeister
#135 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 6:47:42 PM
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An angry kikuyu man will call you all manner of animal names:
ngui ῖno, ng’ombe ῖno, mbūri ῖno, funda ῖno, mbῖa ῖno, thegere . . .
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StatMeister
#136 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 6:50:08 PM
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When a kikuyu is planning revenge, their sentences always start with maangai . . .

Maangai nūgū ῖyo harῖa ngūmῖnyitῖra . . .
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work
Magigi
#137 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 7:38:02 PM
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Hunderwear wrote:
Kamau borithi(police),kamau kifikifi(pikipiki),kamau broka,kamau shaina(anafanya na wachina thka road),kamau mahiga cxz(anauza mawe na loli ya cxz sababu kuna mwingne loli yake ni ndaì),kamau jasa(anajasa mathlee stage)kamau mùngìkí(anaokota pesa kutoka mathlee ya kìama),kamau ikwìty(broka ya kushka raini equity),kamaubonathi@anajua tea bonus itaripwa ngapi next year but one na hakosei)kamau kona(anausa nduka pare korna plot)kamau nulu gisani(anaokotea pasta mùirù sadaka)kamau kìùmbani(ministry of ploughs and women destruction).And even more comical names of bars;ndikùinùka bar(siendi nyubani),ndiírìga muciì bar...


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Euge
#138 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 8:00:00 PM
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Magigi wrote:
Hunderwear wrote:
Kamau borithi(police),kamau kifikifi(pikipiki),kamau broka,kamau shaina(anafanya na wachina thka road),kamau mahiga cxz(anauza mawe na loli ya cxz sababu kuna mwingne loli yake ni ndaì),kamau jasa(anajasa mathlee stage)kamau mùngìkí(anaokota pesa kutoka mathlee ya kìama),kamau ikwìty(broka ya kushka raini equity),kamaubonathi@anajua tea bonus itaripwa ngapi next year but one na hakosei)kamau kona(anausa nduka pare korna plot)kamau nulu gisani(anaokotea pasta mùirù sadaka)kamau kìùmbani(ministry of ploughs and women destruction).And even more comical names of bars;ndikùinùka bar(siendi nyubani),ndiírìga muciì bar...


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Mpenzi
#139 Posted : Saturday, July 23, 2011 12:12:59 AM
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Hunderwear wrote:
Kamau borithi(police),kamau kifikifi(pikipiki),kamau broka,kamau shaina(anafanya na wachina thka road),kamau mahiga cxz(anauza mawe na loli ya cxz sababu kuna mwingne loli yake ni ndaì),kamau jasa(anajasa mathlee stage)kamau mùngìkí(anaokota pesa kutoka mathlee ya kìama),kamau ikwìty(broka ya kushka raini equity),kamaubonathi@anajua tea bonus itaripwa ngapi next year but one na hakosei)kamau kona(anausa nduka pare korna plot)kamau nulu gisani(anaokotea pasta mùirù sadaka)kamau kìùmbani(ministry of ploughs and women destruction).And even more comical names of bars;ndikùinùka bar(siendi nyubani),ndiírìga muciì bar...


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Kenyan Oracle
#140 Posted : Saturday, July 23, 2011 11:46:05 AM
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Wendz wrote:
....introduce his family by names.... they are introduced in wholesale "aya ni andu akwa".


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