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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/12/2009 Posts: 925
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28.when i tell you i stopped to wash the car or to fix a puncture,i am actually planning to have 2 cold white caps or more,don't call after half an hour to find out if i fixed the puncture
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/12/2009 Posts: 925
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/11/2008 Posts: 2,306
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30. If something I said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, I meant the other one 31. ALL men see in only 16 colours, Peach for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/19/2008 Posts: 4,268
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32. that's my mother of xx years and am not about to kill her for your comfort so stop complaining to me about her!
33. I married one woman, and i don't remember it being your mother. Ask her to go back to her home....
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/14/2007 Posts: 4,152
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34. The annual Auto Assured membership and sticker on the windscreen means you can call them anytime in case of an "emergency".
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/12/2009 Posts: 925
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TAZ wrote:34. The annual Auto Assured membership and sticker on the windscreen means you can call them anytime in case of an "emergency". 35. ...wait till she asks you,"which sticker",then the boom is,"i cant see a number here..."  shida tupu
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Rank: Chief Joined: 1/13/2011 Posts: 5,964
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bwenyenye wrote: 11. I like it too when you spend cash on me on something that I like. More so if you don't like it. for eaxample White Cap. Yes...don't expect me to finance ur whims only to be told "I can't buy alcohol" nkt!
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Rank: Chief Joined: 1/13/2011 Posts: 5,964
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Rank: Member Joined: 5/31/2011 Posts: 250
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36. The mobile phone is for communication not a demand device or LPO book. 37. Those round things are family jewels, not cashew nuts to be broken - be gentle. You lose money chasing women, but you never lose women chasing money - NAS
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/12/2008 Posts: 1,178
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30. On the 6th day, GOD created man. This day is Friday. It's okay for men to remember their creation day every week
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/9/2009 Posts: 6,592 Location: Nairobi
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31. Foreplay = French kiss followed by a bj. The end.
BBI will solve it :)
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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Rank: Member Joined: 11/18/2010 Posts: 194 Location: Kenya
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38. Going shopping is NOT a sport.
39. A grown-up crying is often trying to blackmail
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/22/2009 Posts: 7,468
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40. If we were late 5 minutes ago, 2 minutes ago, 1 minute ago, we are still late. Please don't remind me again. 41. I know what I'm doing while driving. Don't tell me when to swerve, stop, move etc. Don't ask me, "Do you see that car/person/pothole?" either. 42. Don't ask me why Arsenal are playing today and yet last week Man U eliminated them from the tournament. Also don't ask me why Barcelona are playing against Man U and yet last month I told you they are not in the EPL. If after all those years of explaining you still don't understand that there is a difference when it comes to EPL, CL, FA Cup etc, just enjoy today's game and count the goals! Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/22/2009 Posts: 7,468
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43. Half time (in football) was not introduced so that players can rest. It was introduced so that if a wife/girlfriend has something to say to the husband/boyfriend, they can say it then. Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/23/2009 Posts: 13,568 Location: nairobi
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LMAO
COOP 70,000 ABP 15.20; KQ 414,100 ABP 7.92; MTN 23,800 ABP 6.45
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/13/2011 Posts: 151
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44. Hata mimi leo niko na headache.....  Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/13/2008 Posts: 1,565
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MaichBlack wrote:43. Half time (in football) was not introduced so that players can rest. It was introduced so that if a wife/girlfriend has something to say to the husband/boyfriend, they can say it then.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/19/2008 Posts: 4,268
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