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Jaina		#131 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 2:01:56 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 5/13/2008 Posts: 558		Teresia = Tiritha
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gohill		#132 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 2:11:38 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 6/23/2010 Posts: 182 Location: Kenya		Yaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn. Sasa inabore.
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wasee		#133 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 3:43:37 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 2/5/2010 Posts: 273 Location: NBI		Jaina wrote: Please read on, sent to me by one us: As an added bonus… Sentences you will never hear a Kikuyu pronounce… - Keep Change - Nimekusamehea hiyo deni - Kaa na pesa yangu - Sitanunua Toyota
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Wendz		#134 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 3:47:50 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/19/2008 Posts: 4,268		selah wrote: Wendz wrote: Tebes wrote: HAVE NOTICED THAT THE WOMEN LIKE TO REFER THEMSELVES AS "Mama njeri, Mama Ken, Mama Shiku, Mama Waithera" etc during an introduction, instead of "Mrs Kamau, Mrs Otieno, Mrs Nyachae or Mrs Kinyua." Reference to the husband is usually kept at the periphery. ahahahaha... so true... There is also the nto so new "upgrade" to the references to Wa njeri wa ken wa shiku etc.... This is a tradition where its disrespectful to call a kikuyu mother by her Name/Names(regardless if its her hubbys name) you are allowed to call her the mother of so and so (preferably the first born) We are talking about when THEY introduce THEMSELVES.....
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StatMeister		#135 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 6:47:42 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/23/2010 Posts: 868 Location: La Islas Galápagos		An angry kikuyu man will call you all manner of animal names: ngui ῖno, ng’ombe ῖno, mbūri ῖno, funda ῖno, mbῖa ῖno, thegere . . . A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work
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StatMeister		#136 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 6:50:08 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/23/2010 Posts: 868 Location: La Islas Galápagos		When a kikuyu is planning revenge, their sentences always start with maangai . . . Maangai nūgū ῖyo harῖa ngūmῖnyitῖra . . . A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work
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Magigi		#137 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 7:38:02 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya		Hunderwear wrote: Kamau borithi(police),kamau kifikifi(pikipiki),kamau broka,kamau shaina(anafanya na wachina thka road),kamau mahiga cxz(anauza mawe na loli ya cxz sababu kuna mwingne loli yake ni ndaì),kamau jasa(anajasa mathlee stage)kamau mùngìkí(anaokota pesa kutoka mathlee ya kìama),kamau ikwìty(broka ya kushka raini equity),kamaubonathi@anajua tea bonus itaripwa ngapi next year but one na hakosei)kamau kona(anausa nduka pare korna plot)kamau nulu gisani(anaokotea pasta mùirù sadaka)kamau kìùmbani(ministry of ploughs and women destruction).And even more comical names of bars;ndikùinùka bar(siendi nyubani),ndiírìga muciì bar...
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Euge		#138 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 8:00:00 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 8/4/2008 Posts: 2,849 Location: Rupi		Magigi wrote: Hunderwear wrote: Kamau borithi(police),kamau kifikifi(pikipiki),kamau broka,kamau shaina(anafanya na wachina thka road),kamau mahiga cxz(anauza mawe na loli ya cxz sababu kuna mwingne loli yake ni ndaì),kamau jasa(anajasa mathlee stage)kamau mùngìkí(anaokota pesa kutoka mathlee ya kìama),kamau ikwìty(broka ya kushka raini equity),kamaubonathi@anajua tea bonus itaripwa ngapi next year but one na hakosei)kamau kona(anausa nduka pare korna plot)kamau nulu gisani(anaokotea pasta mùirù sadaka)kamau kìùmbani(ministry of ploughs and women destruction).And even more comical names of bars;ndikùinùka bar(siendi nyubani),ndiírìga muciì bar... Lord, thank you!
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Mpenzi		#139 Posted : Saturday, July 23, 2011 12:12:59 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 10/17/2008 Posts: 1,234		Hunderwear wrote: Kamau borithi(police),kamau kifikifi(pikipiki),kamau broka,kamau shaina(anafanya na wachina thka road),kamau mahiga cxz(anauza mawe na loli ya cxz sababu kuna mwingne loli yake ni ndaì),kamau jasa(anajasa mathlee stage)kamau mùngìkí(anaokota pesa kutoka mathlee ya kìama),kamau ikwìty(broka ya kushka raini equity),kamaubonathi@anajua tea bonus itaripwa ngapi next year but one na hakosei)kamau kona(anausa nduka pare korna plot)kamau nulu gisani(anaokotea pasta mùirù sadaka)kamau kìùmbani(ministry of ploughs and women destruction).And even more comical names of bars;ndikùinùka bar(siendi nyubani),ndiírìga muciì bar...
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Kenyan Oracle		#140 Posted : Saturday, July 23, 2011 11:46:05 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 5/31/2011 Posts: 262		Wendz wrote: ....introduce his family by names.... they are introduced in wholesale "aya ni andu akwa". How true. I love this... Don't know how to cook food without cabbages You lose money chasing women, but you never lose women chasing money - NAS
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