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#1 Posted : Thursday, July 21, 2011 3:20:43 PM
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1. A small "thank-you" makes a huge difference.
2. I’m more likely to offer you concrete advice than a shoulder to cry on.
3. If you want a chore done by a certain day, tell me that.
4. Tell me directly what’s bothering you.
5. Please don’t ask me how you look in that dress.
6. I wish you didn’t think we had to talk all the time to be close.
7. I wish you wanted sex more.

Ongeza...

BBI will solve it :)
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vinii
#2 Posted : Thursday, July 21, 2011 4:02:18 PM
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8. a red light in the car suggests that you need pause and ask yourself whether all is okay.
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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FancyFace
#3 Posted : Thursday, July 21, 2011 4:30:56 PM
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he is having an affair

Problems can get out of proportion, and not only in the wee small hours. Don't let the problems eclipse the Master. Let the Master eclipse the problems.
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Euge
#4 Posted : Thursday, July 21, 2011 4:35:17 PM
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That he had a brawl in the bar.
Lord, thank you!
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bwenyenye
#5 Posted : Thursday, July 21, 2011 4:42:37 PM
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9. That chick I am staring at has a better burst than yours. It does not mean she is better than you. if she was, I would be with her. So relax.

10. The orange picture of a fuel tank on the dash board means the car has MINIMUM fuel. And it is ok. You can pay for fuel.

11. I like it too when you spend cash on me on something that I like. More so if you don't like it. for eaxample White Cup.
I Think Therefore I Am
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FundamentAli
#6 Posted : Thursday, July 21, 2011 4:44:42 PM
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12. Stop trying hard to be better than me at everything
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KulaRaha
#7 Posted : Thursday, July 21, 2011 4:46:10 PM
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13. You cant always be right... sometimes I may be right.
Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
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#8 Posted : Thursday, July 21, 2011 4:51:49 PM
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bwenyenye wrote:
9. That chick I am staring at has a better burst than yours. It does not mean she is better than you. if she was, I would be with her. So relax.

10. The orange picture of a fuel tank on the dash board means the car has MINIMUM fuel. And it is ok. You can pay for fuel.

11. I like it too when you spend cash on me on something that I like. More so if you don't like it. for eaxample White Cup.


Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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seppuku
#9 Posted : Thursday, July 21, 2011 5:22:53 PM
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14. The more you keep telling me what do do the less I will be inclined to do it.
15. Don't keep asking me what I am thinking! If I want you to know then I will do so by myself.
16. Even I can be broke sometimes... and it has the same effect on me as "that time of the month" has on you.
Learn first to treat your time as you would your money, then treat your money as you do your time.
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#10 Posted : Thursday, July 21, 2011 5:28:49 PM
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17. am not the one who started it, she started it!
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

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Njung'e
#11 Posted : Thursday, July 21, 2011 6:17:02 PM
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seppuku wrote:
14. The more you keep telling me what do do the less I will be inclined to do it.
15. Don't keep asking me what I am thinking! If I want you to know then I will do so by myself.
16. Even I can be broke sometimes... and it has the same effect on me as "that time of the month" has on you.


AwuuuuuuiiiiLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ....This one you get a straight slapsmile
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#12 Posted : Thursday, July 21, 2011 6:37:36 PM
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18. Yes sometimes I need time off from you to unwind alone....we are a couple not Siamese twins!!!
The crowd will cheer your coronation as well as your beheading. People like a show, that's all.
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#13 Posted : Thursday, July 21, 2011 7:41:16 PM
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19. When you tell the kids ‘go ask your mother‘ it simply means you are not that bold to lie to them.
African parents don't know how to say sorry.. the closest you will get to a sorry is a 'have you eaten'
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#14 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 12:36:53 AM
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20. Who are you really?? What happened to me? Is this the real world? I cannot explain how I ended up here with you. What made me want this kind of life? I was happy, I had money, I ate what I wanted, I came home when I wanted, I put my things where I wanted but I gave it all up to be with you......... to be happy. I don't remember a time in my life when I was as miserable as I am now.

21. Leave me alone!

22. Shut up! Welcome me home with a warm meal, take off my shoes and massage my feet. Lets make love........but not a word.......do not say anything.....A sweet silence with a smile.....not the quarrelsome silence that is louder than a bombblast.....let me sleep..

23. Be satisfied. Be satisfied with my pay, with our house. Be satisfied with our sex with our time together, with all that we have...be satisfied!!!!
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famooz
#15 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 9:06:13 AM
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he he he when i saw the 1st post,i thought it was EXHAUSTIVE !!!! but i see BEEF is far from over smile
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#16 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 9:50:20 AM
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Sober wrote:
19. When you tell the kids ‘go ask your mother‘ it simply means you are not that bold to lie to them.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


24. Please don't tell me what Alehandro did. I hate all the soaps you watch.
25. If there're no guns in the movie I don't want to watch.
26. How was your day is and should be a rhetorical question with only one answer; FINE.

BBI will solve it :)
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livie
#17 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 11:09:29 AM
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did you take your pill?
If you are going to be thinking only one thing, you might as well be thinking big. -Donald J . Trump
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#18 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 11:21:54 AM
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livie wrote:
did you take your pill?


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



BBI will solve it :)
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bwenyenye
#19 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 12:47:28 PM
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27. When I told you 'I Love You' infront of the crowd, It was meant for life. When I change my mind, I will surely tell you! So stop asking me if I still love you everyday.
I Think Therefore I Am
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the sage
#20 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 1:07:36 PM
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Honey, not so hard it's not like you're pumping out oil or diamonds.
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