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wairegi
#111 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 8:49:58 PM
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most kikuyu men have side families and will be seen asking for their cut once the kamzee kicks the bucket..even the uncle who lives behind university of nairobi
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wairegi
#112 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 8:53:05 PM
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...a kikuyu lady doesn't leave 'kids' behind. Hata wale wanamiaka forte hubebwa na kwenda na mama yao
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freiks
#113 Posted : Thursday, July 21, 2011 1:00:31 AM
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StatMeister wrote:
does not have any problems that cannot be directly related to Moi or Raila

This one i doubt......rather they take advantage of others ignorance on pretence of beating what raila and moi can influence
Life is an endless adventure
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cmk
#114 Posted : Thursday, July 21, 2011 7:33:37 AM
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kamau wa buroti..and kamau mwalimu
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do-
Voltaire
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MaichBlack
#115 Posted : Thursday, July 21, 2011 8:16:19 AM
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Euge wrote:
StatMeister wrote:
All Kikuyus named Kamau have another name to disambiguate:

Kamau Mbeca, Kamau makanika, Kamau wa premio, Kamau wa ngūkū, Kamau waa Mwangi, Kamau wa thimū, Kamau camera, Kamau tall, Kamau bushírí . . .

And some quite comical: Kamau njuírí, Kamau ngima, Kamau thufu, Kamau kígego, Kamau ngírí . . .


kamau mukurino kamau wa muturasmile smile


First One

Second One

Third One

Fourth One

Fifth One

Sixth One

Seventh One

And on, and on, and on...
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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danas10
#116 Posted : Thursday, July 21, 2011 8:23:03 AM
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MaichBlack wrote:
Euge wrote:
StatMeister wrote:
All Kikuyus named Kamau have another name to disambiguate:

Kamau Mbeca, Kamau makanika, Kamau wa premio, Kamau wa ngūkū, Kamau waa Mwangi, Kamau wa thimū, Kamau camera, Kamau tall, Kamau bushírí . . .

And some quite comical: Kamau njuírí, Kamau ngima, Kamau thufu, Kamau kígego, Kamau ngírí . . .


kamau mukurino kamau wa muturasmile smile


First One

Second One

Third One

Fourth One

Fifth One

Sixth One

Seventh One

And on, and on, and on...


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly mpaka kuna evidence. Laughing out loudly!!!!!!!!!
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wasee
#117 Posted : Thursday, July 21, 2011 9:01:33 AM
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cmk wrote:
kamau wa buroti..and kamau mwalimu



Applause Applause
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Ms Mkenya
#118 Posted : Thursday, July 21, 2011 11:12:30 AM
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@MaichBlack you have killed me! Ati mpaka seventh one. I saw this somewhere..

Sentences you will never hear a Kikuyu pronounce…
Keep Change
Nimekusamehea hiyo deni
Kaa na pesa yangu
Sitanunua Toyota

smile smile
....above all, to stand.
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mlefu
#119 Posted : Thursday, July 21, 2011 12:00:54 PM
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Location: nairobi
would never say anything like this.


hawker "1000 bei ya kuongea"
Luo " so if I give you kshs 2k you would shut up!!!"

or

at Luo night as he looks to double park his sleek merc, he is disgusted seeing your probox in to the same parking and he shouts "wewe Ngonjea mugithi night!!!
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XSK
#120 Posted : Thursday, July 21, 2011 1:47:43 PM
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Posts: 975
Location: Nairobi
mlefu wrote:
would never say anything like this.


hawker "1000 bei ya kuongea"
Luo " so if I give you kshs 2k you would shut up!!!"

or

at Luo night as he looks to double park his sleek merc, he is disgusted seeing your probox in to the same parking and he shouts "wewe Ngonjea mugithi night!!!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
You would be forgiven to think Okuyu dont drive Mercs only Toyotas!
You will know that you have arrived when money and time are not mutually exclusive "events" in you life!
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