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MaichBlack
#21 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 5:49:30 PM
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Joined: 7/22/2009
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Apple Bees wrote:
if u were to land a Kamba chic, be ready for min 4 landings. If not, atakuuliza (kama saa tano au sita hivi): Umechoka nipate mwingine?

And be prepared to be loved like you have never been loved before!!! If a Kamba chic loves you, she loves you for real - 150% - through thick and thin.
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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vinii
#22 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 5:50:36 PM
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Joined: 10/14/2009
Posts: 2,057
....to own an airport, you must cook for the whole village..aaaarrrrrggghhh
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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Querry
#23 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 6:02:56 PM
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Joined: 1/22/2011
Posts: 193
Location: nairobi
Impunity wrote:
A mkamba is just a KAO;always of short stature and dimunitive size.


They win the shortest plugs awards (aka pine trees)
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kamashaa lexx
#24 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 7:05:17 PM
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Joined: 1/22/2010
Posts: 8
Location: Nairobi
...doesnt know how to spell the word "HELL"
Nothing is too obvious to ignore- kamashaa!
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Magigi
#25 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 7:11:38 PM
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Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
MaichBlack wrote:
Doesn't leave the airport without 'finishing' even if the house is on fire.

Kioko: Mutiso, nyumba ni iveiye

Mutiso: Eka vanini ni nukite!!!

***Or something close to that!


...Ever heard about this about Mutiso in hopsital,very sick...
Kioko: Mutiso, nuenda Usuu (Mutiso, do you want porridge?
Mutiso: Ayee (No)
Kioko: Nuenda muthokoi ( do you want muthokoi-githeri)
Mutiso: Ayee (No)
Kioko: Nuenda kasama kavivye? ( Do you want roast meat?)
Mutiso: Ayee.. (No)
Kioko: Kinu!, na wienda kyau, Nuenda Kiti?...( Mautusi!!! and what do you want, Do you want a woman?
Mutiso: Kiu ni ngutata...(THAT ONE I WILL TRY!!!)
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Euge
#26 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 7:50:52 PM
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Joined: 8/4/2008
Posts: 2,849
Location: Rupi
live without women, beer, kamuti. When the missionaries evangelized him , he acknowledged the good news but responded lakini iveti, uki na kamuti ndieka.


vinii wrote:
....to own an airport, you must cook for the whole village..aaaarrrrrggghhh


Veeeery trueLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Lord, thank you!
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wairegi
#27 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 8:37:48 PM
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Joined: 6/4/2007
Posts: 215
..........will shoot the big words without care. look at what magigi have just written. kyanthengi(for drunkards)
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runjam
#28 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 9:14:17 PM
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Joined: 6/21/2010
Posts: 73
Location: kenya
dossy7 wrote:
wakagori wrote:
...land in silence. Am told they call their spouses names loudly. eiya syokau...ninye usu...asi, ninukite, asi mummy ninye usuuuuuu

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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Kusadikika
#29 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 11:33:20 PM
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Joined: 7/22/2008
Posts: 2,723
There is no place on earth that is far for a Mkamba. If you were in Kisumu and met a Mkamba there he would still tell you Mombasa "no vaa" (It is just here.) while pointing. You would be mistaken to think you can just take a walk there.
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Jus Blazin
#30 Posted : Thursday, July 21, 2011 7:28:24 AM
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Joined: 10/23/2008
Posts: 3,966
Doesn't talk, they sing...
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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