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A Kikuyu does not....
bwenyenye
#101 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 3:39:41 PM
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will not buy a 4 by 4 because the tryes cost 19K each yet the one for a probox costs only 3K and he can interchange it with the neighbour.
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Wendz
#102 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 4:13:13 PM
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Joined: 6/19/2008
Posts: 4,268
Tebes wrote:
HAVE NOTICED THAT THE WOMEN LIKE TO REFER THEMSELVES AS
"Mama njeri,
Mama Ken,
Mama Shiku,
Mama Waithera"
etc during an introduction, instead of "Mrs Kamau, Mrs Otieno, Mrs Nyachae or Mrs Kinyua."

Reference to the husband is usually kept at the periphery.



ahahahaha... so true... There is also the nto so new "upgrade" to the references to

Wa njeri
wa ken
wa shiku etc....

selah
#103 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 4:17:50 PM
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Joined: 10/13/2009
Posts: 1,950
Location: in kenya
Wendz wrote:
Tebes wrote:
HAVE NOTICED THAT THE WOMEN LIKE TO REFER THEMSELVES AS
"Mama njeri,
Mama Ken,
Mama Shiku,
Mama Waithera"
etc during an introduction, instead of "Mrs Kamau, Mrs Otieno, Mrs Nyachae or Mrs Kinyua."

Reference to the husband is usually kept at the periphery.



ahahahaha... so true... There is also the nto so new "upgrade" to the references to

Wa njeri
wa ken
wa shiku etc....



This is a tradition where its disrespectful to call a kikuyu mother by her Name/Names(regardless if its her hubbys name) you are allowed to call her the mother of so and so (preferably the first born)
'......to the acknowledgment of the mystery of God, and of the Father, and of Christ; 3 In whom are hid all the treasures of wisdom and knowledge.' Colossians 2:2-3
Mo
#104 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 4:24:12 PM
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Joined: 9/21/2007
Posts: 326
Jus Blazin wrote:
Does not use funky names for his business. Njugunas, Gicheris, Kamaus, Wa Mwangi, Wa Peter, Waitherero, etc will do just fine. A version involving his names and spouses will be fine as well; Muthokam Enterprises (Muthoni-Kamau), Jokabi Butchery (John-Nyokabi).

add Maina wa maguru to the list. Maina of feet(tires) to direct translate
Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story.
StatMeister
#105 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 4:34:26 PM
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Location: La Islas Galápagos
All Kikuyus named Kamau have another name to disambiguate:

Kamau Mbeca, Kamau makanika, Kamau wa premio, Kamau wa ngūkū, Kamau waa Mwangi, Kamau wa thimū, Kamau camera, Kamau tall, Kamau bushírí . . .

And some quite comical: Kamau njuírí, Kamau ngima, Kamau thufu, Kamau kígego, Kamau ngírí . . .
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work
willin2learn
#106 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 4:42:56 PM
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Posts: 1,178
Does not miss a graduation. Not because a relative or friend is graduating but to hawk those flashy 'flowers'- mostly rejects from the nearby flower farms, cards and 'picha sa hapo hapo'
Shak
#107 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 6:09:58 PM
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Joined: 2/22/2009
Posts: 2,449
Location: Africa
StatMeister wrote:
All Kikuyus named Kamau have another name to disambiguate:

Kamau Mbeca, Kamau makanika, Kamau wa premio, Kamau wa ngūkū, Kamau waa Mwangi, Kamau wa thimū, Kamau camera, Kamau tall, Kamau bushírí . . .

And some quite comical: Kamau njuírí, Kamau ngima, Kamau thufu, Kamau kígego, Kamau ngírí . . .


Lol! Personally, i've lost count of the number of Kamaus at my place of work!
Impunity
#108 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 6:43:25 PM
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Location: Masada
willin2learn wrote:
Does not miss a graduation. Not because a relative or friend is graduating but to hawk those flashy 'flowers'- mostly rejects from the nearby flower farms, cards and 'picha sa hapo hapo'


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

I have seen them even during graduation of Kindergatens in my neighborhood.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Euge
#109 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 7:57:55 PM
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Joined: 8/4/2008
Posts: 2,849
Location: Rupi
StatMeister wrote:
All Kikuyus named Kamau have another name to disambiguate:

Kamau Mbeca, Kamau makanika, Kamau wa premio, Kamau wa ngūkū, Kamau waa Mwangi, Kamau wa thimū, Kamau camera, Kamau tall, Kamau bushírí . . .

And some quite comical: Kamau njuírí, Kamau ngima, Kamau thufu, Kamau kígego, Kamau ngírí . . .


kamau mukurino kamau wa muturasmile smile
Lord, thank you!
simonkabz
#110 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 8:31:11 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
StatMeister wrote:
does not have any problems that cannot be directly related to Moi or Raila


tehehehehe......

@nostop, acha hizo jo, pana chomoa mimi kwa cover.
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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