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callaspade
#81 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 8:10:30 AM
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Bree wrote:
MUST own a ga-twelo picka-up (datsun 1200 pickup or a chev)



....i hope you dont consider the ga-twelo to be the source of your back pains Laughing out loudly ,but that "back seat" was hard !
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callaspade
#82 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 8:13:58 AM
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...a kikuyu dones a man-u shirt,a chelsea cap and white mocassins ....he only knows looney and drongbma !
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Insurgent
#83 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 9:24:51 AM
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...chew gum


"One man gives freely, yet gains even more; another withholds unduly, but comes to poverty. A generous man will prosper; he who refreshes others will himself be refreshed." Rev Canon Karanja.
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Wendz
#84 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 10:26:13 AM
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safariant wrote:
There are more luos posting on this thread than anyone else.


I'd say, majority of the posters are not luos.... most of the "guests" could be...
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2012
#85 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 11:01:53 AM
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Posts: 6,592
Location: Nairobi
Does not know how to fail

Always has more than one side hustle

Only in supermarket will he pay the actual cost of an item.

They are found in all sectors. All!

BBI will solve it :)
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Jus Blazin
#86 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 12:05:54 PM
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Does not know how to pronounce certain words:
Agriculture - Ngirigasha
Kwanza - kwaja
Pliers - furaithi
Rachel - Lacho
Cholmondeley - Shoromondo or Koromondo
Pikipiki - fikifiki or kifikifi
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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peter79292
#87 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 12:08:32 PM
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exercise, he has very thin legs, a big pot belly and a Godpapa on his head.

Refers other tribes as "eno nii nduriri" It's like other tribes are animals.
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Shak
#88 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 12:13:42 PM
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Location: Africa
Even when he buys a high end vehicle like a prado, it will be used to ferry bananas and other farm produce, goats for slaughter etc. The smell left behind never goes away even when the car is washed which is rarely
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Rollins
#89 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 12:15:48 PM
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peter79292 wrote:
exercise, he has very thin legs, a big pot belly and a Godpapa on his head.

Refers other tribes as "eno nii nduriri" It's like other tribes are animals.

Hate speesh. Ati eksais. He spends 12 hours scouring back and forth on kilinyaga road, shuffling back and forth on Uhulu highway strangled with all manner of assortments-pliers, dawa ya meno, tochi, radios, steeling etc, or walking up and down nyayo hauthi brokering passports. Harafu unamwabia jioni aripe jym. Hio ni kupotesa mbesha!!!!!! Chidwe
Even a BrOKeN clock is right twice a day
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Tebes
#90 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2011 12:22:38 PM
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Joined: 11/26/2008
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HAVE NOTICED THAT THE WOMEN LIKE TO REFER THEMSELVES AS
"Mama njeri,
Mama Ken,
Mama Shiku,
Mama Waithera"
etc during an introduction, instead of "Mrs Kamau, Mrs Otieno, Mrs Nyachae or Mrs Kinyua."

Reference to the husband is usually kept at the periphery.

"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
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