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doubtfire
#61 Posted : Monday, July 18, 2011 2:46:22 PM
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will always be kenyan presidentsmile
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cmk
#62 Posted : Monday, July 18, 2011 3:54:11 PM
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doen't know how to enjoy the fruits of his labour..amassing and then bowing out just like that without any fanfare..i like the way omera uses his money..even money hates a vaccum.
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do-
Voltaire
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The fast & furious
#63 Posted : Monday, July 18, 2011 3:58:18 PM
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doubtfire wrote:
will always be kenyan presidentsmile
What about Moi? And Honourable Amolo is next. Uta du!
The signature of God runs in all things. Only fools fail to see it and believe in Him. However, others see it even where non exists - now you see where the false pastor comes in.
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Burning Spear
#64 Posted : Monday, July 18, 2011 4:15:10 PM
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Jus Blazin wrote:
Does not use funky names for his business. Njugunas, Gicheris, Kamaus, Wa Mwangi, Wa Peter, Waitherero, etc will do just fine. A version involving his names and spouses will be fine as well; Muthokam Enterprises (Muthoni-Kamau), Jokabi Butchery (John-Nyokabi).


busted !!
"You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it". Malcolm X
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Genghis Khan
#65 Posted : Monday, July 18, 2011 5:26:33 PM
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Location: Nairobi
Intelligentsia wrote:
does not know how to cook pilau...his idea of pilau is cooking rice and then putting yellowish colouring (pilau wanjiru/mwitu!)

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Water + Carrots + Warus + Rice = Pilau Njeri

Mix ratio - 4:3:2:1
"I'd rather be lucky than clever... every time!" - ME
"The problem is not what we don't know... it's what we know for sure that just ain't!" - MARK TWAIN
"Space we can recover... time never!" - NAPOLEON BONAPARTE
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Euge
#66 Posted : Monday, July 18, 2011 7:35:59 PM
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Location: Rupi
Burning Spear wrote:
Jus Blazin wrote:
Does not use funky names for his business. Njugunas, Gicheris, Kamaus, Wa Mwangi, Wa Peter, Waitherero, etc will do just fine. A version involving his names and spouses will be fine as well; Muthokam Enterprises (Muthoni-Kamau), Jokabi Butchery (John-Nyokabi).


busted !!


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Lord, thank you!
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Impunity
#67 Posted : Monday, July 18, 2011 8:07:43 PM
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I dont think their sockets are worth the struggle of chasing!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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vinii
#68 Posted : Monday, July 18, 2011 8:14:44 PM
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Impunity wrote:
I dont think their sockets are worth the struggle of chasing!

...and why pray are they not worth chasing? What is their shortcoming?
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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scout_boy
#69 Posted : Tuesday, July 19, 2011 6:34:40 AM
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^^ introduce his son any other way other than:

Giki nikio kimwana giakwa.


Translated:

Hiki ndicho Kikijana changu.
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Insurgent
#70 Posted : Tuesday, July 19, 2011 8:49:25 AM
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scout_boy wrote:
^^ introduce his son any other way other than:

Giki nikio kimwana giakwa.


Translated:

Hiki ndicho Kikijana changu.


A friend of mine used to go mad when his dad would introduce him as "Giki nikio kihii giakwa". He used to refuse to give out his hand in greetings unless the dad changed it to "nikio kimwana giakwa". Took me years to understand this KIkuyu expression.


"One man gives freely, yet gains even more; another withholds unduly, but comes to poverty. A generous man will prosper; he who refreshes others will himself be refreshed." Rev Canon Karanja.
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