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A Kikuyu does not....
Shak
#41 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 10:39:53 PM
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chemos wrote:
Kwanini wrote:
Doesn't pray with both eyes closed.... he peeps with one just in case...



incase of what????


can't risk anyone stealing from him
Apple Bees
#42 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 10:51:18 PM
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go for more than 1 ROUND (of landing)
YesuWangu
#43 Posted : Saturday, July 16, 2011 8:21:44 AM
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Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Applause Applause Applause Applause

Glad to note the killjoys have kept off!
safariant
#44 Posted : Saturday, July 16, 2011 9:18:32 AM
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Location: ant hill - red hill
There are more luos posting on this thread than anyone else.
The greatest act of bravery is chancing a fart while suffering from diarrhoea
Querry
#45 Posted : Saturday, July 16, 2011 10:24:59 AM
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Does not live in Buruburu/south B ,Kileleshwa or lavington though he is a landlord there.

He lives in komarock /Rongai
icecube
#46 Posted : Saturday, July 16, 2011 12:52:25 PM
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Querry wrote:
Does not live in Buruburu/south B ,Kileleshwa or lavington though he is a landlord there.

He lives in komarock /Rongai


Does not like paying rent, he feels too much pain giving money to another person. He buys a plot and builds a shack in Ruai or Njiru
Njung'e
#47 Posted : Saturday, July 16, 2011 1:11:48 PM
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Burning Spear wrote:
Wendz wrote:
....introduce his family by names.... they are introduced in wholesale "aya ni andu akwa".



and men introduce their spouses as "uyu niwe mama wa gwakwa"


Or "Uyu niwe nyina wa ciana"smile
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Shak
#48 Posted : Saturday, July 16, 2011 7:32:29 PM
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icecube wrote:
Querry wrote:
Does not live in Buruburu/south B ,Kileleshwa or lavington though he is a landlord there.

He lives in komarock /Rongai


Does not like paying rent, he feels too much pain giving money to another person. He buys a plot and builds a shack in Ruai or Njiru


he'd rather live in a house that's still under construction than pay rent
masukuma
#49 Posted : Saturday, July 16, 2011 8:26:38 PM
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admit that he is raking in tonnes of cash...he answers - "tunajaribu tu" to the question of how well business is doing.
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
gmimo
#50 Posted : Sunday, July 17, 2011 3:10:39 PM
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dossy7 wrote:
Intelligentsia wrote:
does not know how to cook pilau...his idea of pilau is cooking rice and then putting yellowish colouring (pilau wanjiru/mwitu!)

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pilau njeri(pilau jelly)

smile smile
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