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carygoh
#1 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 4:19:18 PM
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A guy is hanging out alone in a nairobi bar on a wednesday nyt.At arnd 2am he decides 2 leave 4 hs crib...
No ma3s ply ths route at ths tym of the morning n so he decides 2 hitch hike.
It starts 2 rain n when a prado stops nxt 2 hm,he quickly gets into the co-drivers side slamin the door behind him.
The car starts moving jst wen he is abt 2 thank the driver.Bt thea is no driver!The dude starts freaking out...n when the vehicle gets 2 a bend,sm hands come in through the drivers window n turn the steering wheel!Ths happens twice n on the 3rd time,he jumps out of the vehicle landing into a ditch full of rain water...
He gets up n runs into a nearby bar.He tells of his encounter wth a jini 2 whoever who cares 2 listen...Jst then 3 guys get into the bar soaked wet.One of them starts laughing pointing at th guy giving hs encounter.Amid hs laughs he says 'Si huyu ni yule fala aliingia gari tukisukuma?'
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carygoh
#2 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 4:21:07 PM
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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.

'Of course, my son,' said the priest.

'Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her.'

'That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess,' said the priest.

'It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors,' continued the old man.

'Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk - you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly,' said the priest.

'Thanks, Father,' said the old man. 'That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?'

'Of course, my son,' said the priest.

The old man asked, 'Do I need to tell her that the war is over?'
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aemathenge
#3 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 8:06:31 PM
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Joined: 10/18/2008
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Location: Kerugoya
Thank you Carygoh dear. I certainly will.
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