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Sober
#21 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 12:49:54 PM
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Joined: 11/27/2007
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Doesnt need a calculator when doing arithmetic ya pesa.
African parents don't know how to say sorry.. the closest you will get to a sorry is a 'have you eaten'
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Much Know
#22 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 12:56:13 PM
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need more than one pair of socks and underwear!
Ras Kienyeji Man
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FancyFace
#23 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 1:32:18 PM
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Joined: 7/31/2009
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cannot say "Santa's short suit shrunk" ...☺☺

Problems can get out of proportion, and not only in the wee small hours. Don't let the problems eclipse the Master. Let the Master eclipse the problems.
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masukuma
#24 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 1:41:06 PM
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Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,823
Location: Nairobi
Much Know wrote:
need more than one pair of socks and underwear!

hahaha...could be quite true...
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Sure
#25 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 2:02:17 PM
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Joined: 9/9/2010
Posts: 546
Location: Garissa
Give consideration for a urinal or toilet. Usually constructs with leftovers from a main building.

You ask him why the Urinal is dirty and he says the place is for dumping human waste and dump sites are never kept clean.
Wisdom to detect when share prices hit rock bottom.
When interest on bonds keep going up, you know the bear run is on high street. When interest on bonds start leveling, the bear has met the bull and they have hit rock bottom. When the interest rates on bonds start coming down, the bull has overpowered the bear and you better be riding the bull.
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callaspade
#26 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 2:15:22 PM
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Joined: 11/12/2009
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FancyFace wrote:
cannot say "Santa's short suit shrunk" ...☺☺

....i almost dislocated my tongue Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


....but again,he is the only person who will tap the microphone 10 times then blow thrice into it then ask the guys behind in the audience if they can hear him.Laughing out loudly
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ecstacy
#27 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 2:18:12 PM
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doesn't watch people's gates
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Sure
#28 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 2:38:23 PM
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Location: Garissa
Does not reveal his second wife to his Christian wife until he dies and the children from the second wife come to the burial, incase daddy left them something.
Wisdom to detect when share prices hit rock bottom.
When interest on bonds keep going up, you know the bear run is on high street. When interest on bonds start leveling, the bear has met the bull and they have hit rock bottom. When the interest rates on bonds start coming down, the bull has overpowered the bear and you better be riding the bull.
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Wendz
#29 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 2:43:47 PM
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Joined: 6/19/2008
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.... does not enjoy his meat if the place is not smoky and dark even at 1pm!
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Burning Spear
#30 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 2:44:00 PM
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Joined: 7/22/2008
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lollipop and mango often
"You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it". Malcolm X
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