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Insurgent
#1 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 8:50:25 AM
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"One man gives freely, yet gains even more; another withholds unduly, but comes to poverty. A generous man will prosper; he who refreshes others will himself be refreshed." Rev Canon Karanja.
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nostoppingthis
#2 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 8:52:23 AM
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Joined: 8/24/2009
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Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly no comment
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mukiha
#3 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 9:15:15 AM
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...know how to eat fish


...know how to cook rice
Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
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Impunity
#4 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 9:18:15 AM
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Location: Masada
...doesnt know how to use his/her money.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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callaspade
#5 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 9:22:10 AM
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....does not know how to play football,especially as a goal keeper ! (remember david waweru of harambee stars,5 goals went past in 5 minutes...jeez)
....he can only score when you show him money,and also allow in goals for the same reason....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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dossy7
#6 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 9:25:42 AM
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Location: Nairobi
Procure alcohol but buys
Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
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Mtu Biz
#7 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 9:27:05 AM
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... like to draw attention.

Sola Scriptura
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Wa_ithaka
#8 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 9:33:07 AM
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Doesn't understand why everybody doesn't speak gikuyu and is disappointed they can't stand hearing speak roundly to his friend (on the phone, in hospital, in the Indian Ocean, in Plaistow)...
Doesn't buy mercedes, he buys ka-plot
A kikuyu doesn't do romance, it costs mbecha.
The Governor of Nyeri - 2017
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KenSaf
#9 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 9:35:39 AM
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Posts: 394
Go to the bar without a godfather kofia
Doors of opportunity don't just open , they have to be unlocked & it's up to you to turn the knob.
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Impunity
#10 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 9:39:34 AM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
callaspade wrote:
....does not know how to play football,especially as a goal keeper ! (remember david waweru of harambee stars,5 goals went past in 5 minutes...jeez)
....he can only score when you show him money,and also allow in goals for the same reason....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
You need to stick a thousand bill on the ball and you will see how best he catches the ball.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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