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A LUO DOESN'T....
YesuWangu
#11 Posted : Thursday, July 14, 2011 7:54:11 AM
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'I was misquoted'.....when taken to task about their words.... Some Kenyans, Clever by half.
Impunity
#12 Posted : Thursday, July 14, 2011 8:53:53 AM
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Doesnt drive a probox, he pushes a merc!
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Magigi
#13 Posted : Thursday, July 14, 2011 10:58:54 AM
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Kaigangio wrote:
...does not use fixed telephone headsets but mobile..

does not use any other mobile phone but ALCATEL...

does not want to buy his beer at places where it costs ksh 150 when there are places where it costs ksh 250...does not want to pay rent...

does not want to, in one sitting, eat a meal less than the equivalent value of monthly rent...
does not mind being given a big office tagged "manager" with a computer, tv, sofa set and a secretary for a monthly salary of ksh 2500...


....If this one passes without causing an uproar, then as @Maichbalck says, kenyans have learnt to take in jokes!!!...Hizo highlighted are originals from @Kaigangio!!!
Intelligentsia
#14 Posted : Thursday, July 14, 2011 1:30:35 PM
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...does not live in a house, but in a residential abode, after commuting (not driving) from his daily occupational engagement (job)in an automobile (not car).

He then proceeds to partake (not eat), his dinner (not supper).And then he retires to bed (not goes to sleep).
carygoh
#15 Posted : Thursday, July 14, 2011 2:15:51 PM
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doesnt wait at Kencom, waits opposite the Hilton
Think Positive Test Negative
mozenrat
#16 Posted : Thursday, July 14, 2011 2:25:29 PM
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Kali hiyo Carygoh
famooz
#17 Posted : Thursday, July 14, 2011 2:48:35 PM
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carygoh wrote:
doesnt wait at Kencom, waits opposite the Hilton



hahahhaa OK!

A luo doesn't know the plate of his car,he knows the make
Insurgent
#18 Posted : Thursday, July 14, 2011 2:50:57 PM
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On a serious note, I met Mcraggae on foot going to his work station at industrial area enterprise road. Fuel prices were hard on him and he could not afford fueling the car and enjoy his favourite GK at the same time.

On meeting him, I went like, "Mc, what's up?"

And he was like "Am on a fitness program." But you could tell he had done three miles from the dust on his boots, as if he had walked all the way from Moyale.


"One man gives freely, yet gains even more; another withholds unduly, but comes to poverty. A generous man will prosper; he who refreshes others will himself be refreshed." Rev Canon Karanja.

famooz
#19 Posted : Thursday, July 14, 2011 2:53:10 PM
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Intelligentsia wrote:

...does not live in a house, but in a residential abode, after commuting (not driving) from his daily occupational engagement (job)in an automobile (not car).

He then proceeds to partake (not eat), his dinner (not supper).And then he retires to bed (not goes to sleep).



This is funny!
Insurgent
#20 Posted : Thursday, July 14, 2011 2:56:57 PM
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Doesn't buy one beer at a time (that is like one tree in a forest), he buys the forest just in case friends come along and find him thirsty or the bar runs out of stock.


"One man gives freely, yet gains even more; another withholds unduly, but comes to poverty. A generous man will prosper; he who refreshes others will himself be refreshed." Rev Canon Karanja.

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