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carygoh
#1 Posted : Wednesday, July 13, 2011 2:21:54 PM
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i was listening to ciku's busted yesterday and Agnes was giving the progress since the infamous busted...............she lost her Job and her marriage(they are working on it).she justified her cheating reason with that ,she got married as a virgin and she has never gotten orgasm until she slept with her boss after a seminar which was of out of town and she felt something she has never felt before and after going back home and making love to her husband it was flat ,she felt nothing.....kusuguliwa tu..........,
my question is
Men -what would you do if ur woman told you uko down amd haumshibishi
Women-would you tell your man hakushibishi or utatafuta plan B
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selah
#2 Posted : Wednesday, July 13, 2011 2:33:14 PM
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carygoh wrote:
i was listening to ciku's busted yesterday and Agnes was giving the progress since the infamous busted...............she lost her Job and her marriage(they are working on it).she justified her cheating reason with that ,she got married as a virgin and she has never gotten orgasm until she slept with her boss after a seminar which was of out of town and she felt something she has never felt before and after going back home and making love to her husband it was flat ,she felt nothing.....kusuguliwa tu..........,
my question is
Men -what would you do if ur woman told you uko down amd haumshibishi
Women-would you tell your man hakushibishi or utatafuta plan B

smile
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famooz
#3 Posted : Wednesday, July 13, 2011 2:47:23 PM
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AND Carygoh is Mback!!! Ola!
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#4 Posted : Wednesday, July 13, 2011 2:55:13 PM
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#5 Posted : Wednesday, July 13, 2011 2:59:54 PM
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carygoh wrote:
i was listening to ciku's busted yesterday and Agnes was giving the progress since the infamous busted...............she lost her Job and her marriage(they are working on it).she justified her cheating reason with that ,she got married as a virgin and she has never gotten orgasm until she slept with her boss after a seminar which was of out of town and she felt something she has never felt before and after going back home and making love to her husband it was flat ,she felt nothing.....kusuguliwa tu..........,
my question is
Men -what would you do if ur woman told you uko down amd haumshibishi
Women-would you tell your man hakushibishi or utatafuta plan B


Akisema uko down, check if there is anybody above you. If not get on top quick.
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#6 Posted : Wednesday, July 13, 2011 3:02:02 PM
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and tha story goes ooooon.!
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#7 Posted : Wednesday, July 13, 2011 3:07:53 PM
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Pablo
#8 Posted : Wednesday, July 13, 2011 3:12:56 PM
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@carrygo
Could be due to reasons some within yr control and some not in yr control. If not in yr control nunulia yeye ile kitu waliweka kwa standard magazine.

Some of these mamas want their sex served upside down while hanging from the ceiling. Hawesmek.
McReggae
#9 Posted : Wednesday, July 13, 2011 3:16:19 PM
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Pablo wrote:
@carrygo
Could be due to reasons some within yr control and some not in yr control. If not in yr control nunulia yeye ile kitu waliweka kwa standard magazine.

Some of these mamas want their sex served upside down while hanging from the ceiling. Hawesmek.


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#10 Posted : Wednesday, July 13, 2011 3:25:34 PM
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carygoh wrote:

Men -what would you do if ur woman told you uko down amd haumshibishi
Women-would you tell your man hakushibishi or utatafuta plan B


Are you assuming that kuna warembo wengine that have not approved of his performance..he might be grade 1 huko nje (or his past).....the problem might be the lack of interest in the complaining woman.
Ukikuja nyumbani, mambo ni missionary, lakini mahali ingine ni mastyro tupu... (Disclaimer: i'm not advocating for promiscuity)
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#11 Posted : Wednesday, July 13, 2011 3:26:29 PM
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@carygoh - I believe in a functional relationship, both parties should be in a position to discuss such an issue with the sensitivity it calls for and look for a solution. The lady/man doesn't necessarily have to tell their spouse that they are bad at bedminton. They can make suggestions pole pole and see how things go - experiment together. But they should make sure not to use "door in the face" technique lest their partner imagines they are playing away games. Where possible, one should also explain the source of their idea.

But for this to work, you have to be very close to each other and open minded. If for example mama Mburu tells @guka out of the blues "Hebu wacha mimi ni hang kwa ceiling na wewe usimame na kichwa..." the next thing she knows, wazees will be summoned for her to do some explaining!
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#12 Posted : Wednesday, July 13, 2011 3:27:09 PM
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So now if the guy cant satisfy her ...what next even after sex therapy?
McReggae
#13 Posted : Wednesday, July 13, 2011 3:41:49 PM
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As have suggested, this is a two way:
The same aeroplane can have a super performance on some airport but mediocre on others!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
carygoh
#14 Posted : Wednesday, July 13, 2011 4:07:18 PM
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MaichBlack wrote:
@carygoh - I believe in a functional relationship, both parties should be in a position to discuss such an issue with the sensitivity it calls for and look for a solution. The lady/man doesn't necessarily have to tell their spouse that they bad at bedminton. They can make suggestions pole pole and see how things go - experiment together. But they should make sure not to use "door in the face" technique lest their partner imagines they are playing away games. Where possible, one should also explain the source of their idea.

But for this to work, you have to be very close to each other and open minded. If for example mama Mburu tells @guka out of the blues "Hebu wacha mimi ni hang kwa ceiling na wewe usimame na kichwa..." the next thing she knows, wazees will be summoned for her to do some explaining!


some men have egos such that huwezi kumwambia game yake iko down,in some scenarios men finish when a woman is there thinking ndio anaanza........and he is there saying baby aki nimechoka ........as much communication is key how do i tell such a man ako down
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carygoh
#15 Posted : Wednesday, July 13, 2011 4:09:04 PM
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famooz wrote:
AND Carygoh is Mback!!! Ola!


hi famooz
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#16 Posted : Wednesday, July 13, 2011 4:13:27 PM
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So this Agnes, how did she know the boss would - unlike her man - give her the big O? Ama she intended/ or had she tried many more until she realized the boss was the only one? She was out clearly for adventure.
famooz
#17 Posted : Wednesday, July 13, 2011 4:15:34 PM
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carygoh wrote:
famooz wrote:
AND Carygoh is Mback!!! Ola!


hi famooz


Hi! i see you are Mback with stories of 'game iko down' wacha i watch this from the sidelines smile
carygoh
#18 Posted : Wednesday, July 13, 2011 4:16:09 PM
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Intelligentsia wrote:

So this Agnes, how did she know the boss would - unlike her man - give her the big O? Ama she intended/ or had she tried many more until she realized the boss was the only one? She was out clearly for adventure.


apparently after the seminar they had one too many which ended up in emergency landing but before apo she used to hear stories of orgasm from friend
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#19 Posted : Wednesday, July 13, 2011 4:19:27 PM
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#20 Posted : Wednesday, July 13, 2011 4:21:45 PM
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